After much deliberation, I've decided I'm totally gonna haunt Wurstfest this year. What? I'm bored.
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Landa Park Turkey
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Landa Park Turkey
@LandaParkTurkey
I was a turkey. I was out of my element. I lived in a municipal park in beautiful New Braunfels TX with a bunch of water fowl. Some dude choked me to death.
Landa Park, New Braunfels TX Katılım Ekim 2011
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remember the man accused of shaking the @LandaParkTurkey? he's been banned from Comal County property: tinyurl.com/72wmd6u #mysa
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@KABBFOX29 Tried to send you a DM but you're not following.
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So long as its leaded! RT @EvaRuth: @landaparkturkey hopefully someone remembers to pour out a little Wassail for you tonight ;) @nbtxbob
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@dk_music Just like how my life was taken.
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Their compassion has me choked up. #TooSoon? RT @EvaRuth: @LandaParkTurkey RIP. sounds like your death gave your fans goosebumps. #fowlplay
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The rumors of my death have not been greatly exaggerated: mysanantonio.com/news/local_new…
New Braunfels, TX 🇺🇸 English
Lotta movement going on across the park. Something called "Wurstfest." I worked up a new logo.
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Gobbrrrr. RT @TownCreekTX: @LandaParkTurkey Glad to see you're still hanging around these parts! Good luck with the cold blast tonight.
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Some think I'm from the woods around town. Actually, I walked here from the Pilot Travel Center on 337. Caught on tape: bit.ly/v6c2mb
New Braunfels, TX 🇺🇸 English
I need a costume. Any suggestions?
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Good job, birds. Gobble. Goodnight.
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@nbtxbob All about exposure. I was an understudy of Rockin' Ronnie, the best in street advertising. Man's a genius.
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Guess which team I'm rooting for? Wrong. Cardinals. Something about birds and sticking together...
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I see what you did there. RT @NB_Music: @LandaParkTurkey What were you playing? Duck Duck Turkey?
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