Lando Calrissian

Would anyone be mad at Lando if Lando pimp SMACKED #Trump into a carbonite pit & turned him into Wall art & hung a dart board on him?

Still here just taking down scores, a real hustler never stops. Getting ready for takeoff, see ya soon.

Of course not but I love to see them try to impress the smoothest ever to do it.

I’m back.... ladies, you’re WELCOME!

I want to see any Lando Halloween costumes out there.

I hope he takes the advice I gave him on what capes go with what accessories.

Wow... gonna need to get my cape cleaned and the Falcon hoses off after that last “mission”

Do the smooth thing and Wear a damn mask and get your shots you low down dirty….

Jadakiss can have the keys to The Falcon anytime he wants! #Legend! #VERZUZ

I need to make Giannis a co-pilot on The Falcon.

For the record… @TheTraeYoung is The Night King!! #ICETRAE #Trae #nba #NBAPlayoffs #NBATwitter

I’m sending @TheTraeYoung a case of Colt 45, he definitely doesn’t need to chill it he’s ICEY enough!!

Dr Buss is rolling in his grave right now! (Yes Lando is a Laker fan.) This is a sad day in sports with the Clippers aka Flippers FINALLY getting past the 2nd round. SMDH

Happy Mother’s Day to all you foxy mama’s out there! #HappyMothersDay

I hope you all had a terrible day today! Lol (except my Latino brothers/sisters) *does a shot of tequila with a Colt 45 back* #Revengeofthe5th #MayThe5thBeWithYou #MayTheFifth #MayThe5th

May the 4th be with all you slimy double crossing no good swindlers!! #MayThe4th #MayTheFourthBeWithYou #StarWars #May4th #StarWarsDay

Everyone keep their hands to themselves! #StopAsianHateCrimes #StopShootingBlackPeople #StopLockingUpBrownPeople

Salute to King Chadwick Boseman on his posthumous win. You are missed! #ChadwickBoseman #BlackPanther #RIP #WakandaForever

It’s Valentine’s Day... you’re welcome ladies.

This is Lando’s Funk Pick of the Day! #GFF George Benson - Give Me The Night youtu.be/imYJpr09IgQ