Landon Disdic

Me when my friends say there’s no way I drive home after my seventeenth rum and coke:

I’d crack the hell out of Wendy Peffercorn

@Ku_Najee Shriiiiiiiiiiink

Yeah I cheated every time I touched the mound my senior year, what about it?

@smichaelis234 It’s the same man

Jadyn Fielder’s first full season HR

@BankshaftChaw69 @DrRemilio Sad I’m at work and couldn’t enjoy that longer

@DrRemilio @Landon_Disdic

Hitler forgive me

@DarthEnvy Rockstar

This questionnaire by Mickey Mantle describing how he got a blowj*b at Yankee stadium sold for $242k

@On3 @PeteNakos God forbid a guy has a hobby

NEW: Brendan Sorsby attended Cincinnati Reds games on repeated occasions and placed live wagers on balls and strikes, @PeteNakos reports. The bets ranged anywhere from $2.50 to less than $1 per pitch. on3.com/news/texas-tec…

@GarySchoemaker @dougcliford1967 Rocket fuel.

This is for science

@reedt4723 @DannyJConrad Take your time to process man. Everything is just so crazy still.

Just got a haircut and now sitting by the lake in Chicago just replaying the most insane parts of my four days in Vegas. I just can’t stop thinking about them. What a four days. I know I’ve said this before but it’s truly so cool how I can document my life to you guys and you guys just rock with it. I really haven’t fully processed anything but I think that will come with time. I want to give a shout out to @DannyJConrad for documenting me truly a great dude.

@GarySchoemaker No no no. Bo Nix played the snaps to get them there.

Wow I really called the AFC Championship one year after. Genius.

Stand by this

@Daniel_Rapaport Well, maybe your buddy shouldn’t have been playing opioid roulette and swerve bending that corner like LiAngelo Ball and we’d have a different captain.

Needing some juice after an embarrassing loss at Bethpage, facing a European captain that's won 2 in a row, on the road, and we turn to a guy who presided over a blowout loss 8 years ago. Sure.

Pretty crazy draft night. Didn’t see this coming, thank you.

@therealburns3 @GarySchoemaker

I saw someone wearing this at Wrigley last night and I mean I think I have to right??? Like this is gorgeous

@GarySchoemaker @barstoolspringb And you don’t give those handouts very often which means a ton, JL. I think this guy is 100% looking for a Barstool contract otherwise he wouldn’t be there this long. And I think he just may be crazy enough to get one. #MonitoringTheSituation

Keegs and Brady talk again after the DM encounter

@DannyJConrad @VivaLaStool Just another day at the stool. 1/2 of the 2nd highest salaried duo at Barstool making big waves in Vegas @BarstoolYak @BarstoolBigCat

BREAKING: REED NAILED HIS FIRST INTERACTION WITH BRIANNA CHICKENFRY

@GarySchoemaker @BigWaveBudi I don’t mind it. I think power hours should be normalized post-college as well. Would love to hear your thoughts.

Bringing one of these to the bar to count how many beers I’ve had. #cbtm

@GarySchoemaker @WatchMarquee @ofcwrigleyfield Foaming

A truly beautiful sight. @ofcwrigleyfield 😍

@danabeers Keep the beers, fix the diet beersy.

I think I’m officially entering my heartburn era. Not exactly my proudest era but we’re here regardless. Would love to hear fellow heartburn people’s advice to combat heartburn. And don’t tell me I have to eat healthier. I’m working on it I promise

@GarySchoemaker @tarullotweets I can’t support anything that guy does after seeing that

When I tell you this is the worst ick I have ever gotten in my LIFE