Darcè 🔞
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Darcè 🔞
@LaneSpalda
I am an artist!! 🎨. He/Him. no minors aloud! you'll have to wait outside. im married to the coolest girl in the world. DM if you want art, I do free stuff.

at all porn / lewd conventions there are exactly 3 types of men: guys who are unironically there for the vibe and to have a fun wholesome experience, extremely awkward and nervous people looking to meet their one favorite star, and people who belong on a sex offender registry





how privileged are you? netflix ❌ spotify premium ❌ iphone ✅ (but it’s an old SE) pool at home ✅ (technically it’s just part of complex) trips every year ❌ you get an allowance❌ you buy clothes often ❌ you own a credit card ✅ (never use it) you don't take the bus✅


never date italians; they only care about food and sex. any greater ambition they have is merely a path towards more food and sex



















