Shi Long Lang
150 posts
Shi Long Lang
@LangZiBless
Former Interpol agent. Current Japanifornia detective. "The timid never reach the land of Truth." - Lang Zi
Katılım Ocak 2026
7 Takip Edilen66 Takipçiler
Please stop messaging me that you've "Found Shih-na" and attaching screenshots of your Tomodachi Life mii who resembles her. It's not funny the 16th time.
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@mysticpearlyfey T-That's not.. haah.. that's.. that's great kiddo.
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@AdelaideShield A smuggler who acted as a mole in the police force in order to interfere and hide evidence during investigations. We've been on the lookout ever since.
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@HughOConner25 I've had a similar thing happen, so I can share in your plight.
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qrt: Correction. The word was “Avergonzao” **not** “Embarazado”. I will not allow these rumors to spread any further 😤 I am **not** pregnant, nor will I ever be.
Perdóname mi gente latino. No sabo Español muy bien 😥
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@nickel_engarde @LauriceD67 @IN_JUSTUCE @angel_appetite Calling the police on a woman..? Not very woke of you, Engarde.
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Pretty sure you can get in serious trouble for making threats like that 🙏
Laurice 🎨@LauriceD67
WE GOTA BOMB THE WHOLE PRISON
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Heh heh heh, party at my place! We’re in for one GRANDPARTY!
Tomorrow marks my Grandfather— Abe Atishon’s, 67th trip around the sun. In honor of his great deeds, we open the estate to people like you! Yes, YOU! Join us NOW! Or forever hold your peace.
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@coffeesnmb1fan What? Are you homophobic? That's not a good thing, amigo.
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I may be a little homosexual. But we haven't made any progress on finding Shih-Na, so I can't focus on it at the moment.
Shi Long Lang@LangZiBless
The higher-ups have scolded me for my confrontational ways. I will try to be less mean from here on out. Lang Zi once said "If your heart is wavering, you must find a way to ground yourself." I will be in therapy.
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@nickel_engarde You're tellin' me you don't know where she is either? Haah. This is going to be harder than I thought.
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@LangZiBless Good luck finding Shih-na dude, lmk if you hear from her 🙏
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@THE1SP0RTSMAN And that's fine with me, amigo. What I ain't fine with is you bein' a smuggler. Don't interact.. please.
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@2wocky2kitaki Heh, thanks, kid. You're a damn nice kid, y'know?
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@LangZiBless AYOO 😱😱 be who you ARREEEE fo yo PRIIIIIDEEE 🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🔥🔥🔥‼️‼️
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@AdelaideShield Heh, thanks, kid. If more people were nice like you, I bet we wouldn't need prosecutors.
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The higher-ups have scolded me for my confrontational ways. I will try to be less mean from here on out. Lang Zi once said "If your heart is wavering, you must find a way to ground yourself." I will be in therapy.
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@The_GreatThief ...That's not a real person. Vote me for Zheng Fa President instead. #Election
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All these politicians getting bought over by corrupt organizations... This is why we should all vote #DoJiWang for president of Zheng Fa!
The Defiant Dragons@Defiant_Dragons
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Not many discoveries have been made in the search for Marshall-Sensei's killer. We have the zombified corpse contained, however.
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Have you ever noticed that prosecutors contribute nothing to society?
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@Peak_Prosecutor @LaryButz67 A-Argh! A-Aiya, fine, fine! Just DNI already!
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@LangZiBless @LaryButz67 How about unblock Laurice and I won't call you foolish again.
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Happy National Women's Month. Lang Zi once said "It is not the gender of the detective that matters. It is the gumption and bravery of that officer which makes the key difference in apprehending criminals."
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