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Test Cricket. The Rolls Royce of all our great game. Please stop serving me up the slop of the Mickey Mouse format

yummy yummy 😋

Spot on from @riathalsam. #LevyOut

🤔 #ohdearohdearohdear

WHEN I’M PRESIDENT THE MCDONALD’S ICE CREAM MACHINES WILL WORK GREAT AGAIN!

@mrjakehumphrey Hi Jake, I haven’t spoke to my dad properly for years, but if I do, you can be sure I’ll tell him how much of a helmet you are #WorldClassBasics

Come on Harry it’s time to go! 🤪

bruno, moriniho, conte. fuck off. daniel levy is a crook of the highest order

They rescued us first They rescued us fiiirst When we were occupied They rescued us first

• NHS Hospital Canteen: ‘Single Tuna sarnie’ costing £3.00 for nurses, paid for out of their own wage • Houses of Parliament: ‘Rum banana tarte tatin with rum and raisin ice cream’ for the princely sum of £2.37 for MPs, paid for by you the taxpayer Back the nurses’ pay strike

gas panic!

@RequestABet cowards

@Lanyon Apologies, this isn't something we would be looking to offer.

@RequestABet coutinho to assist digne to score the winning goal against man city and liverpool to beat wolves to win the league in the same bet

inesta - greatest midfielder of all time bar absolutely none