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Lambe Saham
Lambe Saham@LambeSahamjja·
Negara tropis = buah mahal dan impor Negara maritim = ikan mahal Negara CPO = minyak goreng mahal Negara SDA = listrik dan BBM mahal Negara hukum = keadilan tunggu viral Swasembada pangan = beras mahal dan impor Bebas aktif = tunduk kepentingan asing Negara religius = kitab suci dan haji dikorupsi Negara agraris = keranjingan pangan impor Lapor polisi = rugi berkali lipat Pendidikan gratis = uang gedung mencekik Jaminan kesehatan = kamar penuh, obat beli sendiri Banyak pakar ekonomi = utang negara meroket Raja nikel = pekerja lokal gigit jari, PAD nyungsep Gaji pejabat kecil = hartanya banyak Anti-KKN = anak dan menantu diusung Pilkada Rakyat disuruh hemat = pejabat ganti mobil dinas Taat bayar pajak = jalanan tetap berlubang Penjara penuh = koruptor dapat fasilitas VIP Jalan tol bertambah = biaya logistik tetap mahal Kaya rempah = garam dan bumbu dapur impor Swasta dicekik aturan = BUMN rugi disuntik dana Janji lapangan kerja = tenaga kerja asing difasilitasi Aturan hukum tebal = urusan lancar pakai "orang dalam" Tanah vulkanis subur = kedelai dan pakan ternak impor Banyak sungai besar = air bersih harus beli Transportasi publik dibangun = macet hanya pindah lokasi Dana desa triliunan = kepala desa pamer harta Cita-cita swasembada daging = harga daging sapi termahal Pesta demokrasi = menang karena serangan fajar Komisi pengawas banyak = pungutan liar jalan terus Bangga produk lokal = bahan bakunya impor semua Tertangkap tangan korupsi = masih bisa senyum di TV Konstitusi = bisa direvisi kilat demi kekuasaan Wajib cinta tanah air = pejabat berobat ke luar negeri Kebebasan berpendapat dijamin = kritik dipenjara pasal karet Lahan negara luas = rakyat susah punya rumah Subsidi triliunan = pupuk selalu gaib saat musim tanam Budaya gotong royong = tetangga sakit tidak ada yang tahu Digitalisasi birokrasi = urus izin tetap fotokopi KTP Upah minimum naik = harga sembako naik duluan Anggaran militer besar = alutsista yang dibeli barang bekas Bangsa yang ramah = komentar netizen paling barbar Darurat iklim = hutan lindung jadi kawasan tambang Anggaran riset dipotong = pejabat rajin studi banding Pusat data nasional = server gampang diretas Gelar akademik berderet = kualitas kebijakan amatiran Kaya warisan budaya = seniman tradisional melarat Anti-penjajahan = rakyat digusur paksa proyek negara Keadilan sosial = hanya untuk yang mampu membayar sumber: fb Upankisme
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KGeN 🟩
KGeN 🟩@KGeN_IO·
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Solana Funded
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Solana Funded
Solana Funded@solanafunded·
Introducing the Solana Funded Trader ID! Generate and share your card. Complete tasks. Earn points and climb the leaderboard. Compete for $600,000+ in real funded accounts. Get started → waitlist.solanafunded.com
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Ree-th-mos@Reethmos·
This is not another terminal It’s the final terminal some might say, the terminal terminal
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Gzlans@Lanz2102·
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Trojan Trading
Trojan Trading@TrojanOnSolana·
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Bimlight Foundation
Bimlight Foundation@Bim_Light·
Welcome to our community airdrop! Airdrop reward: 6,000,000 BIM Winners: 5000 people on a first-come, first-served basis Award per person: 1200 BIM (~$10) Date: January 2nd - February 1st Join: forms.gle/r2BECCgZUHvwCa…
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ARC Terminal
ARC Terminal@TheARCTERMINAL·
Arc Terminal Questing Hub - by Kaiko is LIVE! Finish quests, climb the Leaderboard, upgrade your tier, spent points. $250k in prize pool, and much much more. rewards.arcterminal.ai
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Zetarium
Zetarium@Zetarium_·
At the edge of the galaxy two civilizations face off! Nebula Vale vs Zeta Prime a clash of mysticism and machine efficiency. This is more than a war… it’s the beginning of a new era. From ashes, a civilization will rise. Prepare your mind. COMING SOON… #Zetarium
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FUNNY DEX
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