Larry Sims
948 posts


@trumplicans2024 A girl looking for another sucker
Does anything about her look like a wife or mother???
Please don’t fall for trash girls like this, she’s a 1 night girl, not a permanent one
Men fall for selfless women, not selfish ones
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@trumplicans2024 Wth did I come in here with a hammer in my pocket?
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@GovPressOffice AND HARVEY WEINSTEIN IS HEREBY PARDONED SO HE CAN COME LIVE IN MY GUESTHOUSE AND CUCK ME WITH JENNIFER, MY FAVORITE FANTASY!
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NOW THAT I, GAVIN C. NEWSOM, AM OFFICIALLY PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES (THANK YOU DONALD!), I HAVE MANY BIG ANNOUNCEMENTS TO MAKE! FIRST, EVERY TRUMP EXECUTIVE ORDER IS NULL AND VOID, STEPHEN MILLER AND EVERY TRUMP GOON IS FIRED, AND THE TRUMP CORRUPTION PROBE IS OFFICIALLY LAUNCHED! HEALTH CARE IS NOW FREE FOR ALL AMERICANS (NO MEASLES!) AND ALL MOMS GET FREE CHILDCARE SO WE CAN HAVE MORE BABIES!!! ALSO CANNABIS IS NOW LEGAL AND ABORTION IS BACK FOR WOMEN WHO WANT IT. I WILL SOON BE BANNING ALL TICKETMASTER FEES AND THERE WILL BE NO MORE COMMERCIALS ALLOWED DURING NBA AND NFL GAMES, AS WELL AS ALL BRAVO “REAL HOUSEWIVES” SHOWS (LONGER EPISODES!). EVERY AMERICAN FAMILY NOW GETS A “TARIFF AND GAS SPIKE REFUND” TO BUY A CHEAP ELECTRIC CAR! THE COUNTRY IS NOW RUN BY SOMEONE WHO CAN ACTUALLY COMPLETE A SENTENCE. AMERICA IS NOW “HOT” BECAUSE YOU HAVE A DYSLEXIC PRESIDENT INSTEAD OF A BRAIN-DEAD ONE. BIG UPGRADE!!! — GOVERNOR GCN
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@EdKrassen And her judgement is impeccable. Her types of men include beta males like bang your wife Gavin and Harvey Weinstein who didn't even need to drug her.
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@GnosisWolf Don't lie on your back when you go to hang the joists.
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@BraddrofliT Al Jazeera could report that the missiles were factually Iranian and this fool would still swear that Trump let the air out of the TEL truck to purposely change the trajectory
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@eurofounder Wth told you Americans look up to European cucks like you?
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My wife was sexually harassed by her boss last month
She was brave enough to report him and went to court
Everything seemed fine until I noticed a problem
Her boss is a person of color, a man from Nigeria
And the jury was entirely white
I had no choice but to raise an objection
"This trial cannot proceed" I said
"A white jury cannot fairly judge a man of color"
The trial has been postponed 5 months pending a diversity review of the jury pool
"You betrayed me" my wife said
"No honey, I protected a man from institutional racism"
This is why the rest of the world looks up to Europe
We protect everyone
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@Pahoa16 @jkeeter82 @GavinNewsom Trump saying I've been persecuted and falsely accused like you is a lot different from Newcuck saying Im illiterate and ignorant like you.
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@GavinNewsom By your own pea-brained logic, if Trump pushed the button to launch the missile, then your lying whiny deluded ass struck the match that burned down the Palisades and Eaton. You never miss an opportunity to expose yourself as a big pus spitting pussy.
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@GavinNewsom Who's the skilled carpenter? You? WTH are you gonna build, an Enkaji? You certainly have enough material with al that BS coming out of your mouth.
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@prrtytaylxrr Dunno but for some odd reason I cant get my lips to unpucker
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