Rob the Covfefe

Elon bought twitter?

@YZSIISZY @cspan

@cspan Every American should be embarrassed. The president of the United States of America is a daft dodger, liar, convicted felon, rapists, con man, etc.

President Trump visits Graceland: "We love Elvis. Who doesn't love Elvis. Everybody loves Elvis, right?"

@wanglaurentceo They can't hold their breath long enough to swim to the bottom to cut the cables.

@braxton_mccoy Shedog

Need girl dog name suggestions. Was going to name her after one of sisters just to rage bait them but wife doesn't like the idea.

Picked up a new friend on the way home from church.

@ArendtYouOverIt @pegobry_en Hey, I'm right here...

@pegobry_en You'd think this would be obvious, but what I have learned from the internet is that many people are not that bright.

For the five billionth time: - You don’t need a conspiracy theory to explain why the US government is interested in an area that has 50% of the world’s oil and 30% of the world’s trade - You don’t need a conspiracy theory to explain why the US government feels threatened by a jihadist death cult whose motto is "Death to America" developing nukes

@DaddyWarpig Same logic all helicopters should be phased out.

You also can’t strap a rocket to it and fly it into orbit. And it’s really terrible at setting land speed records out at the Bonneville salt flats. Surprisingly, one vehicle can’t do everything in the world. That doesn’t make it completely useless in all situations. This is a false dichotomy.

@IMAO_ So he's perfect for California. I live here. Sad 😞

He’s one the dumbest people in Congress.

@Marketintel_x @WhaleFUD

@WhaleFUD How would this cost the USA $3T in GDP annually? Please explain.

JUST IN: Iran is negotiating an end to the Strait of Hormuz blockade if countries shift from using the U.S. dollar to the Chinese yuan. This move could cost the U.S. up to $3 trillion in GDP annually.

I was always angry, and I had a huge hole in my heart. Nothing made me happy. Then I got married to a God-fearing woman, and at home she would read the Bible every morning. After a while she said, "do you want me to read aloud to you?" So I sat down, and she started reading the Bible aloud to me, every morning. Eventually I said, "Well, let me read it," and so I started to read it aloud to her. And then it was like the Lord said to me "Chuck, it's time to come home. It's been long enough." And now my heart is filled up again.' ☩ Chuck Norris 1940-2026

@RealKidPoker Government is always the least efficient way to do anything

I think it’s closer to $102k per person based on what I dug up. It would be cheaper for SF to hand out a $50k brick of cash to every homeless person every year. That would save over $400 million a year. That’s not my suggestion, but it’s an illustration of just how horrendous government can be at using tax payer dollars to run programs. Where is all this money actually going?

Donald Trump is easily the worst president for free speech in modern U.S. history, and now there's data to prove it.

@walterkirn Maybe one genius was also a horndog and got lots of different women pregnant in the same town then split.

One of the puzzles I find myself mulling over -- too often -- is the question of why artistic genius springs up in geographic clusters rather than in some broad, roughly predictable way. So many great musical talents from Seattle all at once? Whatever may be behind this phenomenon, it doesn't seem to operate with AIs, whose outputs don't arrive in this irregular, qualitatively "lumpy" fashion.

@GoUncensored You can trust the Iranians. I mean sure they fund terrorist groups, threaten other countries, declare war on us etc. But they never ever ever lie. To infidels. Even though their religions allowed lying to infidels. Taqiyya.

So Iran has hypersonic missiles, cluster munitions, the most advanced, war ready and cost efficient drone model on the planet and they've effectively been fighting 6 countries at once for 3 weeks with a yearly budget of $10 billion. and we're supposed to believe they never figured out how to build nuclear weapons? Nonsene. If Iran wanted a nuclear weapon, they'd have one. They don't and never did. Joe Kent's telling the truth, they literally voted against developing them in 2004. "Iran must NEVER get a nuclear weapon" is the "Saddam Hussein has weapons of mass destruction" of 2026. This entire is treasonous and based on a total lie.

@awstar11 We really should have launched a phony attack just so they could blow up their own runways. Then we could offer to help them repair the runways.

If you wonder why Europeans have no real military and economies smaller than Mississippi, it’s because they do ridiculous things like seriously preparing for an armed defense of Greenland.

@OJoelsen I wish we knew about the runway thing, I'm sure we would have sent a feint attack just so your guys could practice their explosives skills and blow up your own runways. While we just flew over it onto another location, laughing.

Denmark prepared for a possible U.S. attack: Flew blood supplies to Greenland and planned to blow up runways Key sources in Denmark and Europe are now revealing for the first time what happened during the most critical days, when Donald Trump threatened to take Greenland “the hard way.” When Danish soldiers were rapidly deployed to Greenland in January this year, they brought explosives with them. The plan was to destroy runways in Nuuk and Kangerlussuaq to prevent American military aircraft from landing troops on the island, should the U.S. president ultimately decide to seize Greenland by force. They also transported blood supplies from Danish blood banks so wounded personnel could be treated in case of combat. This is reported by DR, which over the past year has spoken with central sources in the Danish government, top military officers, and high-ranking officials and intelligence sources in Denmark, France, and Germany. All sources have played—and continue to play—key roles in the international crisis triggered by the United States’ demand for control over Greenland. Together, the sources describe an unprecedented year marked by sleepless nights. None of them had concrete intelligence of specific American attack plans against Greenland. Still, many feared in January that the historically important ally, the United States, could attack at any moment. At the same time, Denmark reached out to its European allies, leading to closer cooperation. “With the Greenland crisis, Europe realized once and for all that we must be able to handle our own security,” said a French senior official involved in the intense period. A rapid-response force consisting of Danish, French, German, Norwegian, and Swedish soldiers was first deployed to Nuuk and Kangerlussuaq. Shortly after, a main force followed, including: -Soldiers from the Danish Dragoon Regiment in Holstebro -Elite troops from the Jaeger Corps -French alpine troops trained for cold and mountainous warfare At the same time, Danish fighter jets and a French naval vessel were sent to the North Atlantic. According to several sources, the goal of having multinational troops on the ground was to ensure that any U.S. attempt to take Greenland would require a large-scale hostile action—thereby deterring such an attempt. “We have not been in such a situation since April 1940,” said a Danish defense source, referring to the days before Denmark’s occupation during World War II. Unlike in 1940, when Denmark chose not to resist militarily, the government and defense leadership this time decided—after extensive confidential discussions—to take the opposite approach: If the U.S. attempted an attack, Danish forces would be armed and ready to fight. Danish F-35 fighter jets deployed north were also fully armed. All this despite the understanding that Denmark could not realistically withstand a U.S. military attack. “The cost for the U.S. had to be raised. The U.S. would have to carry out a hostile act to take Greenland,” said a senior Danish defense source. Source: DR

@Smithkov1917 @TKratman Iran stock piles offensive missiles for decades, funds terrorist groups, and kills 10's of thousands of its citizens. "No big deal, sovereign country, respect their culture" America goes in to stop them and stabilize the region. "This is threatening the world"

@TKratman His supporters really are this stupid. Just proving that the real threat to the world is the US.

Thought for the day: So the rest of Nato, China, and Japan don't care if the Straights of Hormuz is mined? No problem, how about we mine the ever loving shit out of it then get back to bombing Iran. Oh, and then the President, as he is lawfully allowed to do, stops all exports of oil and natural gas.

Recapturing a thought from a couple years back: my worst boss I ever had was a lying, back-stabbing, treacherous POS who made my work life hell from early 2008 until he got the corporate boot in late 2009. He was Jewish. Meanwhile, the best mentor I ever had was unendingly kind, generous, encouraging, helped me at almost any hour, praised me when I succeeded, politely shoved me forward when I stalled, and was a prince of a man. Who gave his all for his "writer children" as we were known. And was also Jewish. The moral of the story? Jews are just like the rest of us. There are some amazing ones, and some shitty ones, and whether they are amazing or shitty has nothing to do with their ethnic heritage, nor religious beliefs, nor their shared culture(s). People be as people do.

Watching the US response to the impending loss of the war, I have realised that the Americans simply do not understand what Iran is. It is an enormous civilisational power with a huge, well-organised military. Many in the Trump admin seem to think its a janky Arab dictatorship.

@ThomasSowell Those poor countries don't need these professionals. We should take them from these countries so they stay poor and sick. That's the compassionate thing to do.

Woman on immigration: “We have all these doctors, engineers, and scientists seeking asylum. We’re missing out on that talent if we don’t take them.”

This is a perfect example of California

The Hormuz Hypothesis – What If the U.S. Navy Isn’t in a Hurry To Reopen The Strait? gcaptain.com/the-hormuz-hyp…