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Ouch! The only thing worse than a painful tattoo, is a painfully mis-spelled tattoo! #10 is just hilarious. bit.ly/1hmxkwq

Miley Cyrus needs to slow down sp pic.witt.com.co/14sDh29

I accidentally messed up my life.. how do I start a new account?

You can't spell homework without "ew".

Speak English, kiss French, drive German, dress Italian, spend Arab, party Caribbean

You text me, I respond 15 seconds later and apparently you die of excitement cause 2 hours later I'm still waiting for a response

I get suspicious when I see "All of the above" on a test.

RT @BestSceneEver: THIS IS WHY I LOVES 90's sp pic.witt.com.co/12iQcod

Rich people stay rich by living like they're broke. Broke people stay broke by living like they're rich.

I’ve got 99 problems and I’m not dealing with any of them.

NO. My tweet is not about you. Get over yourself.

I live in a town everyone claims to hate, yet they never leave

My emotions confuse the shit out of me.

Don't say my sport is easy if you don't play it.

My life is a constant cycle of waiting for the weekend and then not doing anything when it comes.

I don't trust people who smile before 9 AM

I think a lot, but I don't say much.

My phone lives on vibrate. Fuck ringtones.

The problem with school is that it exists

RT @BestSceneEver: Dear 90's girls . . this is a major turn ON.. sincerely boys sp pic.witt.com.co/11rZYhM