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Anyone else ever see a crane get out into place ? I just feel like they show up there or sprout like plants. #showerthoughts

You ever talk to someone and in mid conversation realize that they're not listening. So you slowly stop talking like it didn't happen.

#tbh I don't even play an active role in my life. Shit Just happens and I'm like "oh so we're doing this now. Ok

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Anyone ever, you know,as a kid get curious of what your pee taste like and then taste it? No just me. Well kids don't do it. Salty asf! #fml

The best moments always make you say. "I really wish I caught that on camera" #relatableaf #relate #showerthoughts