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LaughingAshley

@LaughingAshley

Stand-Up Comic and other things. Don't take me seriously. No, seriously.

Katılım Ocak 2012
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positive side of X 🌞
positive side of X 🌞@positivityofx·
“How many windows did you wash today?” “One” 😂
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The Night Warrior
The Night Warrior@WarriorNight007·
In the early 1990s, while filming Mrs. Doubtfire in San Francisco, Robin Williams made a quiet request. He asked the crew to hire a few people from a nearby homeless shelter. No press. No explanation. He didn’t want anyone to know why. Later, an assistant director revealed that Robin did this on every film. He insisted that at least ten people from shelters be given jobs—catering, cleanup, production help. By the end of his life, nearly 1,500 people had worked because of him. One man hired on Mrs. Doubtfire said, “He treated me like I’d been there forever. Joked with me every day like we were old friends.” Robin never talked about it. Others did—after he was gone. In the late 1980s, after a stand-up show in New York, Robin slipped into a shelter alone. No cameras. He brought pizza, sat on the floor, and listened. One man said later, “He didn’t ask about our mistakes. He asked what made us laugh as kids.” During Good Will Hunting, he again asked the studio to hire from shelters. One man saved enough to rent an apartment. Robin bought him a suit for job interviews. “Everyone deserves a second act,” he said. Shelters later discovered large anonymous donations. One Los Angeles shelter only learned the truth when a thank-you letter came back marked “no such address.” A worker recognized the handwriting. Whoopi Goldberg once said, “He didn’t want applause for helping. He wanted action.” While filming Patch Adams, Robin visited a shelter in West Virginia carrying boxes of socks, gloves, and coats. When asked why, he smiled and said, “The weather’s turning. Cold doesn’t care if you’re tired.” Even on tour, he’d walk streets at dawn, handing out coffee and sandwiches. When a guard asked why, Robin replied, “Because this is where people are.” Robin Williams didn’t perform kindness. He practiced it—quietly, consistently, without witnesses. And that may be the greatest role he ever played. Credit to the rightful owner
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LaughingAshley@LaughingAshley·
Hey Noem, you're a real painus in the anus. Make sense that you're such a hardened piece of shit.
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RUTH BUZZI
RUTH BUZZI@Ruth_A_Buzzi·
Stephenville, Texas welcomes a new place to find great food: BUZZI’S! 211 W McNeil St.
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LaughingAshley@LaughingAshley·
Another Pedo Pardon today from the Party of Pedo Protectors
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LaughingAshley@LaughingAshley·
Everyone thinks their city has the worst drivers in the world, but they never seem to realize that they're one of them.
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Chris Murphy 🟧
Chris Murphy 🟧@ChrisMurphyCT·
Pam Bondi just sent a letter to Minnesota officials saying ICE will leave if the state turns over its voter database to Trump. Guess what? This has never been about safety or immigration. It’s a pretext for Trump to take over elections in swing states.
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Republicans against Trump
Republicans against Trump@RpsAgainstTrump·
This is Alex Pretti, a VA ICU nurse, honoring a veteran he cared for at a VA hospital. The son of the deceased veteran just posted this video on Facebook with the following message: “RIP Alex Pretti, he was my Dads ICU nurse, he read my dad’s final salute at the VA after he passed away. Never wanted to share this video but his speech is very on point. Also my Fathers final words to me was continue to fight the good fight. He would be honored in Alex’ sacrifice, and ashamed of this current administration. In my Dads words I encourage you all to continue to ‘fight the good fight’”
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LaughingAshley@LaughingAshley·
@KristiNoem You'll never be able to wash these sins from your soul. This shame will be your only legacy, if you're remembered at all.
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Kristi Noem
Kristi Noem@KristiNoem·
Today, DHS law enforcement was conducting a targeted operation in Minneapolis against an illegal alien wanted for violent assault. During the operation, an individual approached U.S. Border Patrol officers with a 9mm semi-automatic handgun. The officers attempted to disarm the suspect but the armed suspect violently resisted. Fearing for his life and the lives and safety of fellow officers, an agent fired defensive shots. This violence is directly fueled by hateful rhetoric from Minnesota's sanctuary politicians. It must end now.
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LaughingAshley@LaughingAshley·
ICE out there doing its best to create new John Wicks and Punishers every day. Masks or not, someone knows who you are, & you're radicalizing grievers who will stop at nothing to find you. Don't you watch movies? In Good vs Evil, YOU'RE evil, and everyone at ICE is guilty.
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LaughingAshley@LaughingAshley·
Where are all the "big, brave first amendment auditors" at the ICE facilities in Minnesota? 🦗 🦗 🦗 Exactly what I expected from them. It was never about the 1st Amendment, it was always about the rage-bait. Film at ICE or admit you're just a little btch and get a real job.
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LaughingAshley@LaughingAshley·
@TeamYouTube you won't have any content creators left. I already had to tweet at you (the only way to reach you) about two channels in the last couple of months, now I'm here again for Side Eye Guy. Please stop making me poem this garbage Twitter platform for this nonsense.
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LaughingAshley@LaughingAshley·
@TeamYouTube please stop letting AI control people's livelihood. There have been so many problems from it, you're gonna start hemorrhaging users if you keep banning videos and demonetizating channels based on reports before you even look at them. If there's no security, 🧵
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LaughingAshley@LaughingAshley·
Trump's nobel peace prize trophies are all of the tombstones of the people he's having killed every day by ICE, and everyone who died from covid while he told everyone it was just a cold and to drink bleach.
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LaughingAshley@LaughingAshley·
@Interested421 @dhwanisaraiya_ And then people still drive with their brights on when they don't even need them. Like, normal bulbs are already blazing through eyeballs, you STILL think you can't see??
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Interested
Interested@Interested421·
@dhwanisaraiya_ I get a real urge to smash their headlights with a baseball bat if i see them parking. Honestly if that became the norm society would improve. I wonder how many people have had car crashes due to them.
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dhwani@dhwanisaraiya_·
I’m sorry but this is actually getting ridiculous. Is anyone regulating these at all??
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LaughingAshley@LaughingAshley·
@TheCPTChaos @dhwanisaraiya_ Manufacturers also dim one tiny square where regulations are measured and the rest of the beam is still bright af. Shine yours against a wall, you'll probably see the one dark spot.
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Captain Chaos
Captain Chaos@TheCPTChaos·
@dhwanisaraiya_ There's a reason safety checks were a thing, and a huge part of it was headlight alignment. People will get new bulbs, (or some newer cars) and not align the lights properly, causing rapid onset sunrise to everyone else. The worst part is, they can't see shit either.
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