Laura D'Alessandro

Run. Rave. Repeat.

Hot Take: shells are the worst kind of pasta. They are a pain to drain. The next worse is Penne, they are also hard to drain and have no sauce holding ability, but holds sentimental value.

I hope the man that makes the khan academy videos is paid thousands of dollar for each video

Nice

@29Angellaa @UOWTV Yeh maybe, but have an aboriginal consultant on the team to decide the best path.

Today I saw a man that resembled Hagrid on the bus and he wore a JFK shirt. History.

You've got round meatballs, how do you get a round meatball into a sandwich? Lateral thinking. -aunty donna

Hot damn! Things are looking up

The most hardcore thing ive seen here is a chinese person smoking directly in front of the smoke-free campus sign

PRESIDENTIAL HARASSMENT!

@29Angellaa 😢😢

Why is socks with slides fine but socks with sandals not? Hurt

Whats the chance im wearing pants when the fire alarm cuts off rem sleep for evacuation?

Tacos without cheese are fake tacos.

ಎಲ್ಲರಿಗೂ ಯುಗಾದಿ ಹಬ್ಬದ ಹಾರ್ದಿಕ ಶುಭಾಶಯಗಳು! ಹೊಸ ವರ್ಷದ ಶುಭ ಸಂದರ್ಭದಲ್ಲಿ ನಿಮ್ಮ ಎಲ್ಲ ಕನಸುಗಳು ನನಸಾಗಲಿ ಎಂದು ನಾನು ದೇವರಲ್ಲಿ ಪ್ರಾರ್ಥಿಸುತ್ತೇನೆ. ನಿಮಗೆಲ್ಲ ಸಂತೋಷ ಮತ್ತು ಉತ್ತಮ ಆರೋಗ್ಯ ಲಭಿಸಲಿ ಎಂದು ನಾನು ಆಶಿಸುತ್ತೇನೆ.