Laura Simmons

Okay now I’m annoyed

NEWS! Man who 'hates virtue signalling' seen painting a red cross on a roundabout buff.ly/uaGgKE5

how it feels to be the only person in the world who refuses to download and use chatGPT

Benjamin Netenyahu has announced plans to occupy Gaza, in response Britain has sent Israel a strongly worded statement alongside the usual export of arms

no offence but I feel like it's time for us as a society to stop rewarding people for having funny hair

Rapidly dawning on me that gen x snl weirdo is definitely my sexual type

Genuinely mad ‘blag’ isn’t a word on the spelling bee, stupid Americans

Rant time. As someone writing for a real TV show made by real people with actual stories/experiences, fuuuuuuck this What I hate most is how much society dismisses artists & how hard we work. We pour our souls into our work, man. Bored tech bros w/no talent can’t do what we do.

Hannah Hampton conceded just THREE out of ELEVEN penalties (27%) at this summer’s W Euros. That is the BEST save rate in W Euro history. (@ WSCCR on Instagram) #WEURO2025

Reading tom skinner tweets out loud 👵🏻

No one’s cancelling your bacon. No one’s calling your pint a hate crime. You’ve invented a culture war in your head and now you’re acting like you’re Churchill for surviving a Wetherspoons breakfast. You think people campaigning for a fairer country are the enemy? That wanting a clean planet, workers’ rights, or basic decency makes someone less “proper”? Grow up.

i feel like the solution for a lot of men is to always just let the woman do it cus shes better at it. instead of them actually working on those skills so they too can become great enough to where the wife/gf doesnt feel like she has to do it so it will be done right, or good.

soo unbothered nowadays by the snivelling losers that still hate womens football and say no one cares because it’s so evidentially, inarguably not true! and we get to all have a lovely time enjoying it whilst they seethe at home getting their noggin boiled by chloe kelly

I hate...so much how the r-word has become so popular to use again. I see the usual suspects using it but then I'll read a post on here that I agree with, scroll down only to see the writer calling someone or something that word or another terrible slur and it's like? Wth why?

does anyone else get anxiety after hanging out with someone because you’re not sure if you did a good job or not? i would like to be released from whatever form of trauma this is.

this look is so dangerous bc he looks so good but so many men who are Not nicholas hoult will attempt and fail the blond hair