Laura 𓆌

and FUCK every bitch who voted third party.

If you’re still deciding between voting for Kamala Harris or Jill Stein, please take a moment to watch. I made this video with Palestinian American and political activist @RaniaBatrice. We understand being conflicted but wanted to share our perspective.

@BilmuriTweets @Delta @Delta get my guy his gear!!!!

ANY MEMBERS OF THE NAYSH WORK AT JFK 🗽 AND CAN GET OUR GEAR ON THE NEXT FLIGHT TO ZURICH? @Delta LEFT IT BACK IN NY 💔💔 YES THEY LEFT EVERYTHING

@TinekeYounger01 Thank you! Can’t wait to make this!

Here is the written out version of my Mac n cheese, I also have my other written out recipes on here too open.substack.com/pub/cheftineke…

A note for tomorrow: ANYONE WHO IS TRICK-OR-TREATING AT FIFTEEN IS PRESUMPTIVELY CLINGING TO THE RITUALS OF CHILDHOOD AT THE MOST DISCOMBOBULATING MOMENT OF THEIR LIVES. THROW CANDY AND KINDNESS AT THEM

I’ve been all over the country in the last month. And I get asked the same question, over and over again: “I disagree with Kamala’s position on the war in Gaza. How can I vote for her?” Here is my answer:

Had the privilege of writing this year’s Halloween blog about a fish with a very special place in my heart 🤗

BILLY ON THE STREET IS BACK with WILL FERRELL!!! LOUD WHITE MEN FOR KAMALA!!! LET’S GO!!!!!!! IWillVote.com

Nailed it, @BenStiller.

TRUMP WILL BE COMPLETELY FUNDING AND SUPPORTING ISRAEL TOO WHY ARE Y’ALL SO DENSE??

If you’re in AZ, AK, FL, GA, IN, KY, SC, LA, MS, MT, OH, TN, or TX, today is an important voter registration deadline! A lot of people have been purged from voter rolls, so please check now (and if you use this link to make sure you’re good to vote, you could win a trip to a #Supernatural convention & tea with me): bit.ly/Good2Vote

My boy Usain Molt was cookin these folks

Such an incredible department to be a part of!!

@BilmuriTweets 😇

ETHEREAL JAWN ONLY APPEARS WHEN MERCURY IS IN RENEGADE OR WHATEVER THE FRICK SO CLAIM NOW ‼️‼️🙏🙏

This is pathetic. We can’t quit on our kids — they deserve better.

@RyanSabalow @andrewrypel @MenschEmily They are not as bad as the common Gartersnake when it comes to musking. It takes a lot to tick the giant garter snakes off! But when they do musk, it is definitely not a pleasant smell lol

Me w/ a giant garter snake! Once found across the CV it's now a fed threatened species. Like other CV wetland endemics, it now depends on rice fields. If we lost rice, we'd lose the snake. Thanks @LauraKojima for taking me & @MenschEmily out w/ USGS to visit these rad creatures

@PunchingCat @AlHendiify

@BrianToad @GatorsDaily 😂

Pretty sure this is the breakdancing routine of Raygun from Australia. #Olympic2024