Laura Micari
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Laura Micari
@LauraMicari
i can down 6 Taco Bell soft tacos in under 5 minutes thanks // cash app: lauramicari
Katılım Nisan 2010
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Update: no arthritis 🥳 instead? Severe anemia 😍😍😍
Laura Micari@LauraMicari
Update: it’s actually a different autoimmune disorder and early arthritis 🥳
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Update: it’s actually a different autoimmune disorder and early arthritis 🥳
Laura Micari@LauraMicari
Update: I’ve now had Covid twice, been diagnosed with an autoimmune disease, sciatica, and I’m playing trial and error with my uterus 🫠(NOT pregnant)
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My biggest flex is that I changed my number last year and only told a few people, so now nobody can contact me unwarranted ✌🏻 hmu on Facebook messenger, I’ll get back to you in 3-5 business weeks. 😂
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Update: I’ve now had Covid twice, been diagnosed with an autoimmune disease, sciatica, and I’m playing trial and error with my uterus 🫠(NOT pregnant)
Laura Micari@LauraMicari
In the past year I’ve had a reinjury of my back, a shoulder injury, and two concussions. Not to mention the random non-Covid fevers and catching every stomach virus that went around this year. Welcome to my life
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My toxic trait is asking people “are you Italian?” when I first meet them.
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Every morning my 2 year old sits up in her bed and yells “HELP, I WOKE UP” and I think we can all relate
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Laura things:
-parked too close to the car next to me
-proceeded to blast Taylor Swift and eat mac and cheese while still in the car
-lady gets into her car, pissed, because I parked too close to her
-me trying not to make eye contact and turns up Tswift
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In the past year I’ve had a reinjury of my back, a shoulder injury, and two concussions. Not to mention the random non-Covid fevers and catching every stomach virus that went around this year. Welcome to my life
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The past 2 months have literally been me just trying to get cleared for work for one reason or another. 😂 I must be falling apart.
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If I’m taking back what was taken from me this year, hell, I’m gonna do it with all I’ve got.
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The Bible is replete with examples of people who left everything they knew (including the faith/religion of which they were once certain) in order to become who God called them to be.
So our obsession with policing those in the wilderness is both weird and arrogant.
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It is almost frustratingly repetitive in Scripture: do not fear.
So you cannot stoke fear in a godly way. You cannot drum up people's anxieties for the glory of God. Fearmongering on behalf of a "good cause" does not make it right.
We should be vigilant about this.
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2021 is my “take my life back” year and nobody can tell me any different.
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