Laura 🖤

One of Johnnys solos 😍😍😍 #JohnnyDepp #HollywoodVampiresTour2023

DIE WITH A SMILE REQUIEM BEING THE BEST THING EVER???????????????????????

LITERALLY CRYING AND SCREAMING THIS IS THE BEST ALBUM IVE EVER HEARD ARGHHHHHHHH #ladygaga #mayhemrequiem

I'M WHEEZING 😭😭😭

Lady Gaga has never sounded better omg

bitch i'm tryna release my inhibitions and feel the rain on my skin

Train conductor just gave a little girl a ticket ‘with a doggy on it’ and said that it’ll get her on ‘any train in the world’ now. How’s that fucking fair

i’m scared of hannamontana virus

i don’t even know why boys have birthdays it’s not like they fucking grow up

Did we do it? Did we save the daylight?

tbh men's bodies are probably so warm bc they come straight from hell

I picked up a hitchhiker last night. He thanked me and asked me how I knew he wasn't a serial killer. I told him the chances of two serial killers being in the same car are astronomical

Just when you think this story can't get any better, it produces one of the best pics of all time.

Volkswagen should bring back the Beetle as an electric vehicle and call it the Lightning Bug.

the fact that walls get dusty is ridiculous. you're vertical. act like it.

My electric bill just came today, and I believe I got charged for the sunlight, moonlight, streetlight, the light of the Holy Spirit, and the light at the end of the tunnel!

avril lavigne was right… what the hell

Is anybody going to Scarborough that wants to meet me and queue early ?? I’m going by myself because nothing stops me from seeing Johnny 🥹 #hollywoodvampires #scarborough #johnnydepp

I gotta shower then brush my fucking teeth? What’s next, I go to fucking work? What the fuck