loot goblin ✨

best sword eu :) store.playstation.com/#!/en-gb/tid=C…

.. .๑ï snail is coming

I just discovered I've had $10 coming out of my account every month since January to a zoo I've never been to & it's because I was drunk at New Year's, went online & sponsored a wombat called Trevor. The worst part is that he hasn't even written to me yet...

A tomar por culo, ya no me volverá a tocar los cojones

Just to prove he's got a face! Beautiful boy, insanely soft like you wouldn't believe!

Grace not think about go back earth if earth gone

Too bad earth not as smart as Erid. Keep Grace nice nice nice inside human zoo :) Earth abandon and send to space >:( Not worry. Earth will see Rocky consequences very soon.

"listen to your body" my body: go get a cinnamon roll the size of a tire

"Oh for fuck's sake what now" - me when asked to do the job I was hired to do

There has been a recall of SERTRALINE 100mg tablets batch number V2500425. The regulator said 81,872 packs are included in the recall. Please check if you are on Sertraline. Thank you.

the early bird gets to cry for a little bit longer in the work parking lot

you are never alone. for instance, there are a lot of ghosts

maybe putting a 4th caffeinated drink into my anxiety riddled body will help there's really no way to know

fwb (friends with bugs)

drove out to a new store to play tonight and love the rules. keeping it simple

I KNEW IT. I KNEW IT!!! MY MOM WAS CALLING ME CRAZY MY FRIENDS WERE CALLING ME CRAZY THATS A FLEDGLING. ROCKY MOVES LIKE A BABY OWL EVRYONE CALLED ME CRAZY BUT I HAVE BEEN OBSERVING OWLS SINCE I WAS 9 I KNOW THIS

Ever think Rocky was so eager to move into the Hail Mary bc he didn’t want to be surrounded by his dead crew mates anymore

fun fact: your spirit animal is a rat

Generational find the aquarium. My new chud son

しゃりたつ

Sir David Attenborough turns 100 next week. "Please make no mistake. Climate change is the biggest threat to security that modern humans have ever faced."