LavaLighter

Thou Shalt Not Be So Easily Influenced.

My childhood athletic program’s Treasurer embezzled like $260k in atm withdrawals, prolly more in wires, over a 6 year period. 0 effective controls in the place. This is why reviews instead of audits are not enough lol.

@AreaManGambles Not surprising at all though. It was a fairly wealthy organization. The temptation overwhelmed him. Audit, audit, audit. Lol

@LavLighter Yeah lol I think the Banner did a story on it

@AreaManGambles Bucs?

They also had to take out a personsl loan to continue operations while this was ongoing. The embezzlement was only discovered due to a new president taking over. It’s an extremely blue collar area to, so it’s not like there was a boat load of money pouring into it.

@EITMonline Im confused again 😂

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Why ‘sexy moms’ make us so uncomfortable. psychologytoday.com/us/blog/becomi…

@EITMonline I'm very, very confused. All women are beautiful. What's wrong with age appropriate hotness? Twerk it granny box!

@drizzie_prince @obsessionmovie I love interactive promotions like this. Im actually excited for the film lol

@LavLighter @obsessionmovie She sure doesn’t take it kindly 🤣

Hey, it's Nikki! I can't wait to chat with you. Text me 724-876-4554 🖤

@drizzie_prince @obsessionmovie She been texting me for 2 days. My girl was initially pissed 😂

@obsessionmovie Has anyone texted the number yet? 😆

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@baltimoresun The state of Maryland is a joke these days. Your government knows what's best for you 😁

Five downtown Annapolis restaurants learned Friday that their annual outdoor dining leases will not be renewed. The city of Annapolis on Friday notified Iron Rooster, McGarvey’s, Federal House, Market House and Middleton’s Tavern that their leases for outdoor dining, which end in two months, will not be renewed. The eateries are all located at Market Space, where outdoor dining takes up about 19 parking spaces near Ego Alley. The city has suggested that there are plans to move forward with outdoor dining leases after negotiations. Business owners, however, said they are frustrated with the city’s communication about the status of their leases. Read more: bit.ly/48Jgd5Y 📸: Jeffrey F. Bill, @capgaznews

@AndrewZywiecMD @PAMsLOvE Funeral Homes were. Many had to rent refers because too many bodies & no funerals. The funeral industry was the first to witness the lies BTW

I worked as a physician in a community based hospital in the heart of Brooklyn, NY, during the entire pandemic. Hospitals were NOT overrun, and at no point were we loading bodies into freezer trucks. You were lied to. Fear is a powerful drug.

@Nance726 @nbcsnl No chance. The show is dope

@nbcsnl RIP SNL

the iceberg that sunk the Titanic clears some things up

@nbcsnl Happy Sinko de Mayo

@RaminNasibov And they all hate that song Waitress In The Sky 😁

Flight attendants are the most underrated people. Stuck in a metal tube for hours, surrounded by strangers... and still smiling and serving everyone.

@Forbes The picture is the exact moment we turned it off. The lady of the house just wasn't wowed by the dude wearing a blouse 🤷‍♂️ She actually eye rolled 😂

The Best Dressed Men At The 2026 Met Gala forbes.com/sites/brettfbr…

@EITMonline Worked with a dude that kept clean underwear in his glove box. He had lots of whoopsies

These are the weirdest things our readers keep in their cars. jalopnik.com/2163580/weirde…

@EITMonline When I was younger I kept a case of trash bags, Duct tape & a hacksaw just to F with people

@EITMonline We live in the city. Rats chewed through a wiring harness under @Starsuec truck last weekend. The rats are sooo bad this year & the wires on new cars are coated with Soy... Keep an eye out

Inside the cruise ship at the center of the hantavirus outbreak. apnews.com/article/hantav…

@goncalofdsantos @EITMonline Why are they not letting these folks off the ship for treatment?

@LavLighter @EITMonline This is exactly why healthcare is such a headache. Even the billing process alone is a total mess