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@cheyo_Jos1 What’s the sales invoice number from your confirmation email, and what is the issue you’re having?

@cheyo_Jos1 On it. Standby, I’ll be back to you with info

@joesanders33 Sorry to hear about those 3. Hard to diagnose over twitter but I'll do everything I can to get you at 100% if you still have issues later.

@joesanders33 See that last reply I just sent--that could be your culprit

@joesanders33 Gotcha. Make sure your positive end is screwed into the hole on those--sometimes it can feel like you got it in and it's just a little off.

@joesanders33 Sorry you're having fails--just sent you a pic that will hopefully help.

@joesanders33 This might help.

@joesanders33 Ah. There's your issue. If your tester shows everything lit up, it means everything is touching each other--a no-go. X-pattern is your goal.

@joesanders33 Nope. If they all light up, that's giant fail.

@joesanders33 We rarely have Tightrope probs due to the threaded hole for the lead wire--the only place I can think there might be issue is ground contact

@joesanders33 I see all your tweets. I think if you're having intermittent failures, make sure your ground shield is making good contact.

@joesanders33 The X pattern means it's a pass for a mono-mono guitar cable. 👍

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