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I’m in an uber and just got a flat tire and my parlays all missed shitty fucking day at least the Hoosiers won

@BarstoolBigCat @hen_ease BING BONG HANKYYYYY

Sad day bad day @hen_ease

@StevenCheah @TheRealHoz35 @StoolBaseball Cheat how do you go for two mins in this conversation and not mention our guy boog?

Who is the best MLB local broadcast team?

@blakecowellx Would definitely feed me

A 3-3 road trip would feed families

@BauerOutage Can you come play for the cubbies please trev?

Learning breaking balls as a kid is smart. You need elite breaking balls to survive high-level baseball, and the more reps you get, the better you'll be.

@Michael_Cerami See guys he is good!

PCA's last 56 PAs: .292/.393/.438 (140 wRC+) 10.7 BB% 28.6 K% 22.6 LD% 35.5 GB% 90.1 MPH EV 50% hard-hit

@MoMuse__ Hey hey hey… let’s not bring race into this

Pirates are stuck with Konnor Griffin for the next 10+ years while the Cubs have Moises Ballesteros🤣🤣🤣 Life is great right now (Just for reference, one of these guys is a “generational talent” while the other is a “fat and slow Venezuelan”

@BarstoolBigCat @PardonMyTake I would consider fucking Kyle Schwarber

The perfect Philly story. Was awesome having Schwarber on today’s @PardonMyTake

@TylerJensen23 @Cubskickass100 Trust me I know

@LawdyBets @Cubskickass100 How’d you know he was hard

Will the Cubs beat the Padres today and what will be the final score?

@WatchMarquee He’s deadass the definition of a contagious smile

"I think everyone is funny because I don't understand what they are saying." We don't deserve Seiya Suzuki 🤣

@MoMuse__ But no one’s ready for that conversation

Moises Ballesteros in the month of April: .457 BA 5 HR 14 RBI 1.382 OPS Yeah…. A 1.382 OPS. That wasn’t a typo. This is the greatest start to a rookie season we have EVER seen.

@stressedcubfan Mo is literally the most consistent hitter on the team… I couldn’t agree more

The Cubs lineup vs RHP should be this starting tomorrow: Hoerner 2B Bregman 3B Ballesteros DH Suzuki RF Happ LF Kelly C Busch 1B Swanson SS Crow-Armstrong CF Michael Busch and Ian Happ have absolutely NO reason to be hitting above Ballesteros and Suzuki anymore… #Cubs  #MLB

@ChiefCub Please please find a way

Find a way to win a baseball game today.

@Cubskickass100 Lmao they better kick the shit out of them for my sanity

Will the Cubs beat the Padres tonight and what will be the final score?

@ToddZT54 @MoMuse__ I understand tho

@LawdyBets @MoMuse__ Craig is trying to get Shaw some playing time, & lefties are typically not good at hitting lefties, so Craig is playing the percentages, while also getting some other players some at-bats

Moises Ballesteros is proving to be an all around threat at the plate in his rookie season. .397 AVG 1.136 OPS 4 HR 12 RBI He is an early favorite to win NL ROTY 😳🐻⬇️

@ToddZT54 @MoMuse__ Yes I know that! Thank you! I just want to see him get some at bats vs lefties.

@ToddZT54 @MoMuse__ We just haven’t even seen it yet, I’m not really sure what percentages Craig is looking at considering he’s had very few at bats vs lefty’s.

@LawdyBets @MoMuse__ Craig is playing the percentages, & when you're winning, you don't change things

@JAYChi_Cubs I love Nico😘!

Same state, different city. #Cubs vs Padres Game 1!

@Cubs @WatchMarquee @NuveenInv Welcome back Phil!

Today's roster moves presented by @NuveenInv:

@cubsfan858 Yes 100%

@LawdyBets Definitely need Palencia, Maton, and Thielbar to all be back and fully healthy

Is there currently another teams bullpen that’s as decimated as the Cubs? Not to mention we’re also without arguably our number 1 & 2 SP’s.