Lawkward Lady

Clients: "I have November 11th off! All day. Are you available?" Law firms: "......No. We, too, are off that day."

Me: "I'm a super serious lawyer. Work work work. Don't talk to me. I'm busy." Also me: *watches rug cleaning reels for 2 straight hours*

Eating Chipotle for the first time in over 10 years. They don't have queso?! What sad, dry bowl is this? I'm sorry I strayed for even 1 meal, @Qboda. Never again.

I read a sign at the courthouse that said "Welcome to the Shed" and I read it as "Welcome to the End" if you're wondering where my mindset is at right now.

Packing for a trip as a lawyer: "No, you do not need to pack a second pen. Put it down."

Forgot to turn off my weekday alarms. 2025 is not off to a great start.

New rule for the office: Take a shot every time a client says they're "trying to sneak in for a meeting before Thanksgiving."

An exorcist remake but it's just my dog flailing about on the carpet when it's allergy season.

When you land in Vegas for a work conference but can't go to your gate because another airline left equipment blocking your gate:

When you realize it's August and you don't have Christmas presents for anyone, and you know you're the failure of the family (i.e., the busy one).

In my mid-30s and still have a panic halfway to work thinking I don't have all necessary clothes on. Great to know that fear isn't going to end.

Goodnight, #Boston

When you realize the members of the band you're going to see are 15+ years older than you, and you're upset that they don't respect your bedtime 👀

Travel planning season is upon us, and everywhere I go on the Internet, a sponsored ad by Southwest Airlines appears. I feel so flattered that someone is giving me so much attention!

I'm so excited when I cook dinner and then my husband is like "How is it?" And I'm like "Well it probably won't kill you." Best I can do.

Andy Reid looking at the play sheet Travis Kelce

Oklahomans: "This Spring weather is lovely! Enjoy it while you can!" .....it's still January.

@educatednstoned Thank you!!!

@LawkwardLady SO CUTE

Literally no one told me my outfit was cute today. It's paired with cute white heels. I hate everyone. Good thing I know it looks good!

Happy Thanksgiving to the sad lawyers who woke up early to work. Cheers to us!