Lexx Lawrence

You may fascinate a woman by giving her a piece of cheese.

@zoeharcombe @BBC Noco has no time for the once great BBC 😿

Dear @BBC We are a nation of dog lovers. We are also now a nation of BBC haters...

@matoxley Figured it would be late with the ridiculous time zone thing, which should be impossible on a flat earth 🤔

In case you're wondering why there's no Oxley Bom #MotoGP podcast from COTA. We finished the pod early hours, European time, so producer Sam is still working on it, trying to make us sound clever. Which obviously takes time. We hope to upload it soon

@salltweets @RodneyCroome

@RodneyCroome “trans women in elite sport is case-by-case” is an admission you know they’re men and not women.

The sensible response to trans women in elite sport is case-by-case. Blanket bans like the one just adopted for Olympic athletes are heavy-handed knee-jerk reactions that promote stigma and segregation. More here: theconversation.com/the-olympics-t…

@Axaxia88 @marycatedelvey 😻

Best friends! An otter can't sleep without his beloved cat 😻 Meet Sakura, an otter, and Mochi, a ginger cat. They're different species, but they're best friends. These buddies are practically inseparable - they do everything together - eat, play, cuddle and sleep. ✨

@matoxley Well he’s a busy three and a half weeks of intense training and physio, rather fortunate Qatar got moved…?

MM93 hasn't won a race yet this year, but he's still the most talented rider on the #MotoGP grid. In Thailand he said it would take until Jerez to really know how his bad shoulder will compromise his bid to win the 2026 title and equal the all-time record of 8 MotoGP crowns...

@BabaDClint Same with the Porsche GT3, good luck attempting to buy one of them

You can’t just buy a Ferrari. You have to buy a used one first. 😳

@ZioCorra58 @FranckyHawk29

@FranckyHawk29 La merdina catalana dovrà mordere la polvere fino a ritirarsi, per non vincer e “facile” come era abitato a fare l’anno scorso quando Ducati ha boicottato Pecco per motivi commerciali…🤮

THE ONLY EASY DAY WAS YESTERDAY. Questo è il motto dei Navy Seals. Questa è una frase che mi accompagna da tanto tempo e mi ha aiutato personalmente in molte occasioni. Il significato di questa frase segue oggi Marc Marquez, abituato a superare egregiamente i momenti difficili. Tra poco meno di un mese si torna in Europa, un mese essenziale per la preparazione di Marc che è chiamato ad una rimonta che sarà lunga 19 GP. Se c'è un Pilota che può contenere lo strapotere Aprilia è proprio Marc Marquez. Dall'Europa partirà un Mondiale diverso, in cui Marc parte con 36 punti di svantaggio da Bezzecchi. 📌 È Marc l'unica arma di Ducati per battere le Aprilia, non a caso Dall'Igna in tempi non sospetti lo disse "abbiamo bisogno di Marc per continuare a vincere". Ducati sapeva che questo momento sarebbe arrivato, probabilmente non si aspettava l'infortunio di fine 2025. Ma tant'è... 📌Nonostante le condizioni fisiche non ottimali, avendo saltato tutta la preparazione invernale e rimanendo fermo per quasi quattro mesi, dopo 3 GP è dietro alla miglior Ducati di Di Giannantonio di solito 5 punti. Alex Marquez e Francesco Bagnaia in netta crisi esistenziale, con Bagnaia da oltre un anno ed Alex da questa stagione. 📌Non date per finito il Mondiale, non lasciatevi trasportare dai facili entusiasmi seppur comprensibili vista la supremazia Aprilia. Il Mondiale inizierà quando Marc Marquez inizierà a giocare. Lui può vincerlo. The only Easy day was Yesterday. #MotoGP

@Puppieslover Otto is bestest boy, my pup would be playing with them both

In the Scottish Highlands near Aberfeldy, 13-year old Labrador Otto calmly met two orphaned fox cubs. Their mother was killed on the road; the cottage owner fed them as they roamed. A peaceful interspecies moment, thanks to Otto’s impulse control training

@SofaRacer After lap ten, he was back. Just needed to settle down.

Nota bene : Anybody doing an Emergency Podcast on how “It’s all over for Marc Márquez” gets Shot in the Face. The Season doesn’t even start until Jerez. (Also, Marc needs to get his Arse in Gear. And soon)

@matoxley @MotoGPJules That’s a mad stat, that crash had a far reaching effect in the end. Good to see him settle down after lap ten and start doing Marquez things, and was unopposed excepted for a very excitable Enea. Good to see Enea having a crack

That's the first time MM93 has completed full-race distance on a Sunday since Motegi last September

@MotoGP @marcmarquez93 @FabioDiggia49 Comments are hilarious, Marc admitted he fucked it up and deserved a penalty and you’re all “Simon Crafar sucks!” 🤣😂🤣😂

🚨 @marcmarquez93 has been handed a Long Lap Penalty for tomorrow's race by the FIM #MotoGP Stewards due to causing @FabioDiggia49's crash #USGP 🇺🇸

@asokini67 @MotoGP @marcmarquez93 @FabioDiggia49 Yea I noticed that, won’t even say his name

@MotoGP @marcmarquez93 @FabioDiggia49 He has a name, Marc.

A costly error from @marcmarquez93 derailed @FabioDiggia49's #TissotSprint, which he admitted was his fault ❌ #USGP 🇺🇸

@BrawnySaxon @MotoGP @marcmarquez93 @FabioDiggia49

@MotoGP @marcmarquez93 @FabioDiggia49 Not buying it prick. You consistently do this shit on purpose.

@matoxley Fair, even I couldn’t pretend to justify his move.

Long-lap penalty for MM93

@Jer_Ber90 @Lewis__Duncan Marc warned him to make any decisions whilst recovering, advice he completely ignored…

@Lewis__Duncan I think mentally he was down really bad after all his injuries. People dont realise that stuff could have been carreer ending.

That’s got to rank as one of Jorge Martin’s best performances in MotoGP. Tactically genius, super brave move for the win while not really 100% coming into this weekend. But it raises the question: why would you want to leave Aprilia????

@Lewis__Duncan Maybe the bridge he completely detonated last year, attempting to break his contract with Aprilia is beyond repair and Pecco is a reliable option? You think he deserves forgiveness after his behaviour last year?

@TracyEdwardsMBE @xx_xyathletics @jamesdavis6939 No young women or girls getting undressed in the third category option, of course they wouldn’t be interested…..

@xx_xyathletics @jamesdavis6939 And when Swimming gave them a third category...... not one of them entered

Reminder: the trans movement has never asked sports governing bodies for a 3rd category. Or a third locker room. This movement is demanding nothing less than women’s identity. And all the attendant rights and opportunities. And will ruthlessly gaslight and attack women if they resist. So we’re not done. Not until women and girls are protected at every level of sport.

@DeadEndInTokyo_ @HJoyceGender

@HJoyceGender Good to hear, transphobes should not be allowed on air, its like allowing nazis their own channel. Wait no we do that too

The terrible thing I said is that 100% of everyone who has ever been pregnant is a woman, whether they like it or not. Almost as bad as saying that everyone who has ever been born was born of a woman. How very could I? goodlawproject.org/ofcom-will-hol…