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Taylor (not Swift)

@LawyerRabbit

Chickens, rabbits and Felv+ cats. I lawyer to pay the (vet) bills. My funniest tweets are just weird things my husband did.

Philadelphia, PA Katılım Mart 2009
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At the request of @Elle_Noo let’s do a Leslie family roll call! I adopted Molly and Penny in 2014 as a pair bc when I took Bunn😇 speeddating he hated all the single buns but loved them. They’re a bonded pair but if they’re separated for more than 10 minutes they fight.
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@PinkLemonadePie We lost Luigi about a month and a half ago (damn Felv) but everyone else is happy and healthy as they can be right now!
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Really trying not to post here but, if you miss me, I have the same handle on the better place - that’s where you can find my thoughts on the eagles and endless streams of pet pix.
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Meanwhile my FIL texted Ed the battle hymn of the republic.
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Also I will give my dad credit. He called me this morning and checked in on me and told me he couldn’t understand feeling celebratory because I felt so strongly about Kamala becoming president. He also listened to my concerns and didn’t minimize them.
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I have a very clingy caribou this morning.
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Today is going to be the Super Bowl of compartmentalization.
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@lyssquire Obviously a small sample size but in my ward, where I was a pollworker, I pulled the results right off the machine and almost started crying. They were so far right of where we expected! It’s so hard to believe that this is what people voted for but I saw it with my own eyes.
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And somehow I’m supposed to just move on with life and work today like nothing matters. And live with people, in a neighborhood, in a community, in a state, in a country where people clearly don’t fucking care.
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@jengolbeck I’m a pollworker and I’ve seen multiple women cry today! (Hopefully in a good way)
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Not me telling my staff “goal for the day is DONT BE ON THE NEWS” only for us to end up on The NY Times homepage (not for bad things!)
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Pollworker Taylor is drinking a Celsius - prayers up please 🙏
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Sticker really capturing my feelings today
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The cats and the chickens are about to have a GREAT DAY
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I think one of the cats broke into my Instacart app???
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