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nathan vojance

@Laxmorals

Man, person, lover not a fighter, humorist, fun loving, seeker of honest truth

Houston, Tx Katılım Eylül 2011
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I love people who wear Tool t-shirts, so u know they are a tool before I talk to them
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Perfect name for a royal baby: king
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Just got cut off by a lady with a "god listens" bumper sticker. I hope he hears me screaming at you.
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Sharknado! Worst/best movie ever. Alcohol strongly advised
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Q- Why are French guys such pussies? A- They don't use body was, they use gel douche.
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The Starbucks lady is a ho. Every time I see her she has her legs behind her head
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With the success of fortune cookies I wanna make common sense cookies: don drown puppies
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Since jan 2000, 3050 people have died in terrorist attacks. 600,000 people of heart disease every year. NSA should listen to Domino's calls.
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Babies are just human veal
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How many pianos did Liberace have? I don't know but he had organs out the ass.
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All the people that work at mens wearhouse are ass holes.
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To give anything less than your best, is to sacrifice the gift. -Steve Prefontaine
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@randallkaye I think they have a song about brown eyed girls. It's called brown eyed girl by van Morrison
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First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win. Mahatma Gandhi
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@CovinoandRich I have to admit that I thought the first gay player would come from baseball were the main positions a pitchers and catchers
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