Layla

@kkachiMOONS MMWUAH

*stares at you*

now I'm gonna show you why they call me Ben 10

これは私の大事な大事なもの

they will study in history lessons how many clothes I own. got rid of like 50 clothes and still have too many

人間の膝の上は僕の定位置だニャン #猫 #黒猫 #ねこかわいいね

さんねんまえのなでらら！

last RT is how I slept

ちょっとご移動願っただけじゃんごめんて

@JayRHawker literally me yesterday at a red light

my dad: your plan to move isn't good lol you should've rented a trailer my car transmission if I tried pulling a trailer:

@JayRHawker literally him because who needs to hit someone's room wall with a door 20 times to clean the bathtub

my brother to the bathroom door when he realizes I'm asleep

this dude has made so much noise on purpose since this tweet if you see on the news 30 year old lethargic hag dies from car crash it's cuz of this monkey

trying to sleep for my trip and my brother decides he wants to clean the bathroom at 9am. oh wow ur 5th time cleaning the bathroom in the last 8 years how responsible 😍

お布団をかけてもらって熟睡するミルミル🐈‍⬛💤 #猫好きさんと繋がりたい

@NOT_ARTEMIS thank you angel ppl should really learn to keep those kinds of comments to themselves

why my parents ask me if I'm making black tea that has "dieting" in it. I'm skinny because I have an eating disorder cuz of you you fucking gorilla and cuz I'm allergic to all food that exists so I can't eat shit dumbass caveman