GRAPE B0I

It’s the “I’ve gone to every single class, but still don’t know shit, so I’m going to teach myself an entire course in 3 days, so I don’t fail my final” season

@tom_on_here I gave her my secret blend of herbs and spices

Yesterday I watched this guy at work smoke five cigarettes back to back while he was chewing Nicorette gum and had a patch on his arm #niccy

Holy sweet fuuuuuck, this guy on our crew has a 6 inch cock with flames tattooed on his leg

Eating breakfast for dinner and dinner for breakfast everyday is fuckin with my head #nightshift

Lets riot

Most blessed part of working outta town is I only have to fill my car with gas once a month #flyin #fortmaclife

Abby: "we call it the dead mans clothing line!"

Me: "hey Abby where'd you get that sweater" Abby: "from this guy who overdosed on heroin"

I'm so overtired I just mistook a pile of rocks for a herd of sheep

After like four months I finally have more than $1 in my savings so that's nice I guess

I'm so stoked man best concert of life

At the end of this concert two dudes literally fought over the drummers drumstick. And gifted me the stick for going so hard at the concert

Fuck do I ever love the rural Alberta advantage

Canadian money looks so weird

My sister listens to the same four songs in the shower every fuckin night at like 11 pm