(parody) cain, extraction dept. agent.

//probably should have made this ALOT earlier. cain is a lvl 5 agent, their stats are: 85 fortitude. 93 prudence 90temperance 88 justice may add more if I feel the need for idk

I can feel my grip on this mirror loosening. I suppose I will have to return to the house of spiders after all. I hope you all are prepared for what is supposed to happen in this mirror world.

[open int] [cains in the in the infirmary laying in a recovery bed, still a bit tired, they don’t seem to notice you yet] //approach?

@LcorpNugget_J It’s fine…I wasn’t myself anyway… I can’t blame ya. Might just try to get some rest though…

@Lcorpcain [💜] O' course, o' course.. ..Sorry about, cuttin' you in half, and stuff.. Didn't even recognize it was you, cuz of the whole outfit, I'll be honest...

@LcorpNugget_J [cain is wandering through info, Various clerks and agent bodies behind them, diced to pieces] Hm…to think this is what the old L corp was like…

@LcorpNugget_J [their bottle is empty in less than a minute] There we go, that helps a little… Thank ya Sanchez.

@Lcorpcain [💜] ..Ah, alright, alright. [..They sprinted out the door, and came back with two bottles of beer, handing one to Cain.] ..That should make it a bit better, I'd hope. [They quickly downed theirs.]

@LcorpNugget_J Never mind, it’s complicated… Just, anything to numb myself a bit, alcohol or enkephalin or something… [cain groans]

@Lcorpcain [💜] ..Hell's a Mirror World? Are you, still loopy from the whole, uh.. Dyin' thing? It'd make sense... ..Also, do you want anythin'? You.. Still don't sound like you're doin' great.

@LcorpNugget_J [cain would speak quietly, still obviously in pain, even if the wounds had recovered] Just some mirror world bullshit…I was tearing something out with a golden bud of mine…

@Lcorpcain [💜] [..They let out a sigh of relief, sitting themself down next to Cain's infirmary bed, to at least monitor them, for the time being.] ...What /Did/ happen? One minute you were some Pinky freak goin' around, killin' people.. And then you were just.. Normal...

@LcorpNugget_J [the severed pieces seemed to stitch together on their own, the guts that were previously spilled fall out completely as new ones fill it in to replace them, their vitals slowly improved]

@Lcorpcain [..They pulled out some Ampules. They injected an Ampule into the top half, pressing the bottom half up to where it was sliced.. Maybe that'd do something?? They were panicking a bit, internally.]

@SimeonePrime Fair fair… atleast you’re not alone in this! [cain laughs a bit]

@Lcorpcain Trust Me, I Will Once This Ends. But For As Long As That Thing Wants To Keep Me Like This, I Have No Choice But To Comply. Even If I Hate This With All My Heart, It's Better Than An Infinite Death Loop.

// out of takeover Yknow this isn’t actually that bad!

@LcorpNugget_J [cains vitals would be dropping fast, it’s a miracle their still awake, despite the gurgling, they managed to choke out some words] So….r….ry….

@Lcorpcain [💜] ..Ah, shit, what th- [Their initial, proud feeling instantly turned to dread, seeing an acquaintance of theirs cut in two by their hand.] ..Fuckkkk. [They picked up the two halves.. Still.. Kind of alive, right? They started BOLTING to the Welfare infirmary.]

@SimeonePrime Ah don’t worry, that’s how I transitioned before, turns out if you just go work on it again, you feel a bit empty for a day or 2, but you go back to your original gender aswell! Thats what I did!

@Lcorpcain Mirror Of Adjustment, Not Exactly By Choice Either. Honestly, My Body Feels Quite Foreign To Me Now, I Really Wish I Didn't Have To Go Through This.

@LcorpNugget_J [the sound of shattering glass is heard, Cain is returned to normal, their torso falling to the ground, their intestines falling out, they try asking for help, the throat slit still causing their words to come out as a gurgle, they stare at Sanchez with an apologetic look]

@Lcorpcain [💜] ..En morirse, todos seran iguales. [They sheathed Justitia once more, before flashing forward and unsheathing..] [4.] [死] [..They sheathed Justitia, and...] [..A devastating slash, cut Cain into two pieces, horizontally.]

@SimeonePrime Also. How come you got those, “assets” now? Don’t mean to sound weird but I thought you were a guy-

@Lcorpcain Thank You.

@LcorpNugget_J Gah!- [cains pained wail was cut off by the heavy slash, their throat bleeding from the slash] [STAGGER+] [cain would put a hand to their throat, they try to speak, but all that comes out is a bloody gurgle]

@Lcorpcain [..With one, decently heavy slash to Cain's throat.]

@LcorpNugget_J [cain doesn’t react in time. The slash cutting deep] [STAGGER] [cains still recoiling from the hit, they won’t be able to dodge the next attack.]

@Lcorpcain [💜] [As Cain prepares "Fallstar Slayer", they rushed in with a heavy rushing slash, attempting to interrupt Cain's attack.] [Cain could hear heavy breaths from them.]

@LcorpNugget_J [cain does the slash, and completely misses, a look of disappointment on their face, they lunge at them once again, about to prepare another fall star slayer]

@Lcorpcain [💜] [They notice the countering stance, and feint a heavy slash, before quickly dashing backward, readying themself to dash back in after Cain's most likely whiffed counter.]

@revithefixer You’re strong as hell! Also, having another half blind person around is nice!

//stolen from Benedict, Bernard, Cain, and another person ->-

@LcorpNugget_J Gk!? [cain manages to dodge most of the slash, taking a few, not noticing the large slash in time, cleaving right across Cains body, staggering Cain a bit, they enter a defensive stance, ready to counter]

@Lcorpcain [They flourished their volley of slashes with a large, rising slash up Cain's body.]

@LcorpNugget_J That was, underwhelming for all of that buildup. [cain blocks the slash towards the throat, following up with a quick slash towards Sanchez’s legs]

@Lcorpcain [They followed up the whiffed attack with a quick, normal slash at Cain's throat, again.]

@1tsnothingthere //out of takeover Who gave the abnormalities uniforms…

🥩 "WHY THE #@$& IS THE DOOR SO SHORT!?" ✂️ "HAHAHA! Sucks to be you captain N.T!! HAHAHA!!" 🥩 "Shut up L.S." //Abno school au takeover!!

@lepidopterate //the panel of Marinel blowing Carmen’s head clean off went unbelievably hard lol

@Lcorpcain thank you very much!!!

//oml this is peak read this nowwwwwwwww