(parody) cain, extraction dept. agent

@Tatyana_Yuri [you head banging on the door, before steps walking away]

@Lcorpcain HAHA! NOPE! [She slams herself into the elevator, and the doors shut right in his face the moment he got close.]

shamefully stolen, interact if ya want

@HELPFULEUGENE well, someone just scribbled yaoi on my forehead so...

@Lcorpcain What rude things is there to write? You’re a very nice person if you look past the cannibalism!

@MagdaNugget hehe! [cain continues playing with her hair] whyyyy...

@Lcorpcain *Magda is surprised by him, but she just sighs and smiles* C-Caaain... What are you d-doing...? Staaawp... *Yet she doesn't do anything to stop it, actually enjoying it*

// affectionate magda int bait cuz i feel like it, also magda is wearing her hornet suit again \\

@MagdaNugget oh, yeah! thanks mags!

@Lcorpcain I-I just wrote that you're a v-very kind cannibal... Isn't that a-awesome...?

@LuckyNuggetLoki oh cool! thanks Loki!

@Lcorpcain *He drew a mini version of Cain on the back of his hand!*

@Tatyana_Yuri what- HEY GET OVER HERE [they would sprint after Tatyana

@Lcorpcain Is this a growing trend or something? Anyways... [She proceeds to scribble "YAOI" on his forehead, before scrambling like an egg, before she got folded like an omelette.]

@MagdaNugget I cant see whatever you wrote but, thanks hopefully?

@Lcorpcain *Magda writes "Very kind cannibal!" in his cheek*

@HELPFULEUGENE True, thanks for not doing that Eugene. Considering I feel other people might…

@Lcorpcain Why would I write something weird? That’s rude!

@DerFemschutze I already have a lot of pain going on don’t worry, besides, it hurts like hell already and wearing one will just let me take the blindfold off, it’s not like I’m replacing a large chunk of me, it’s already missing.

@Lcorpcain -she stops- PROSTHETICS ARE BAD! MISS KROMER SAYS THAT PAIN IS REQUIRED FOR THE HUMAN EXPERIENCE!!

@1tsnothingthere @The_Mystful [cain would be bawling out of joy]

//Hehehehe im so happy [They're getting married! How does your muse react?] 🌼 "Im the flower girl! I got food just to stand here

@DerFemschutze Eh? I mean maybe? Might just get a glass one…geez, chill out…

@Lcorpcain A...A.....-she is shaking- A PROSTHETIC?! -she is GRIPPING her hammer-

@DerFemschutze Ah, alright then. I was thinking of getting a fake eye put in! [cain in unaware of the inquisitions main goal]

@Lcorpcain YOU HAVE A BANDAGE ON YOUR FACE!! -she is....not very smart.-

@Issacvibing [cain would make a low purring noise at the pets] thanks isa…

@Lcorpcain Fine…. *she just puts her name on your hand also and she pets you*

@DerFemschutze Huh? Why did ya write bandage? [cain would look confused]

@Lcorpcain -she grabs the pen not at all holding it how you should and messily scrawls 'BaNdAGe' she looks proud nonetheless-

@Issacvibing What- don’t use me as free advertising!

@Lcorpcain *she just writes her workshop name on your arm*

@HELPFULEUGENE Oh hey Eugene- …atleast you didn’t write anything weird I guess…

@Lcorpcain [ she just writes “Eugene was here :) “]

I love my tall husband…

@cemmietheclaw //oh lord Cains gonna be DROOLING 🥹

@Lcorpcain Mmm? If the other Sephirot get taller when they have a core meltdown how tall will i be? //it's 10 feet tall

//forgot how tall cemento is but Cains 5’8 but since cementos a claw he probably towers over him so hell yeahhhhh

@cemmietheclaw [it seems that, Cain never truly realized how much cemento towers over him, and finds it extremely hot]

@Lcorpcain . . . What? [Cemento would stand there very confused]