Thariq Amir

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Ruud van Nistelrooy and three first-team coaches have departed the club with our best wishes for the future. Thank you for your unwavering commitment to United ❤️ #MUFC

Ruuuuuud! Good luck for the future , thank you for the last few weeks. @RvN1776

You've done us proud, Ruud.

@writtenoff_mufc Becomes Kevin De Buryne

Stay out in the sun too long?

@nqatpod Bookmarking this tweet like Ander Herrera following Hazard

Now I know this is asking a lot but can we not concede a goal within 5 mins of scoring?

AMAD makes it 1-0!! x.com/kcskz67175/sta…

@ManUnitedYouth Has Brexit Jim fired Clippy too? Ruthless stuff

Not being able to spell two of your players’ names right on the lineup graphic is… not great

When the grift gets called out

With all the articles, threads, annotated essays on Amorim feels like a lot of projection is being passed off as analysis

@nqatpod @ManUtd He can be cast in The Last of Us season 3

@ManUtd Welcome to what’ll happen to you after a couple of years in this job. Good luck!

It's done. Bem-vindo ao Manchester United, Ruben Amorim 🇵🇹🤝🔴 #MUFC

So the last vestige of a Glazer led football operation has been jettisoned. INEOS now need to get things right.

Manchester United have reached an agreement with Sporting Lisbon over the hire of Ruben Amorim as head coach. More from @lauriewhitwell

@nqatpod Not much that officer can do as Brexit Jim has slashed the fire safety budget

Fire safety officer will be having stern words

@ShadowGates442 Thinking of you and your dad 🫂

Woke up to the news that my dad had a heart attack. He’s stable, got a stent in but he’s in the ICU.

The rebrand of blue tick accounts is happening! Gotta keep the grift going

@RichRedVoices Pros: United look set to appoint an exciting young manager. Cons: For the first time in my life I will be older than a Manchester United manager.

You never know how things will work out, but this is the first time United have appointed a highly rated young coach during his ascent. Emphasis on the ‘young’.

@KevinTLev The only positive, and I use that word loosely, is that the question of “what if” has been eliminated. No one will be pondering what might have been under ETH

Definitely stuck with Ten Hag for much longer than they should have done, but can't fault how they've moved once the decision was made.

Rúben Amorim then. Wow. Genuinely staggered by how quickly that's happened.