Fran Vidal

@AshFarms Touché…

I was at the grocery store today and made eye contact with a hispanic woman at the cheese counter. Me: "Hola." Her: "You think just because I am Mexican I speak Spanish?" Me: "Piensas que hablo ingles solo porque soy blanca? Racista." Then I stared.

@LOVREGA Es un retard

El 90% de los chairos no sabe cómo funciona la judicatura y votaron por jueces en función de su cercanía con Morena. Y no tienen vergüenza en reconocerlo. Qué jodido está México.

@BrianEastwoodx I can even feel the plutonium just by looking at this picture!

This Lone Ranger Atomic Bomb ring was distributed by Kix cereal in the late 40's, for 15 cents and a mail-in box top. It was actually a spinthariscope containing radioactive Polonium-210 (one of the most toxic substances out there). A child would take the toy into a pitch-black room, remove the tail cap from the 'bomb', and look through a tiny lens to see flashes of light from the Polonium-210 atoms decaying into Lead-206.

@Kabugo_ I don’t know… I don’t trust this post…

The older I get, the more I notice something… intelligent people are polite to everyone. But they trust almost no one.

@LaAgenciaCDMX Para entrar a llave cdmx me aparece una ventana que me pide datos pero yo NO soy servidor publico. Me podrian ayudar??

¿Te toca verificar tu auto? 🚗 Ahora puedes agendar tu cita en línea desde citasverificentros.cdmx.gob.mx. Solo necesitas: 🔑 Tu Llave CDMX 🚘 Agregar la placa del vehículo que quieres verificar Así de fácil apartas tu cita para el verificentro. 📲

@CarlosVZenteno Mega retard…

El negocio jugoso de Elon Musk y el CJNG. El cartel ópera gracias al internet satelital Starlink, facilitándoles toda acción criminal.

@newstart_2024 Same reason women tend to date older and more established men…

Helen Andrews cuts straight to it: Startups stay male-dominated because they're obsessed with one thing—getting off the ground. Once they grow, add HR, benefits, structure… suddenly women show up in much larger numbers. "It's simple demographics and observation: five guys in a garage? Mostly men. Turn it into a real institution with policies, teams, and support systems? Women thrive there." She argues mission-driven, high-risk, all-in environments naturally attract fewer women—until the chaos gets tamed and the company professionalizes. Brutal honesty or oversimplification? Do you see the same pattern in startups you've worked at or followed?

@GHHILL1911 BOSS

During a Field Training Exercise, I was tasked (Challened. There may have been a Bet involved) with the neutralization of the opposition's Captain, who was in his HQ Tent and rarely ever stepped out. We had a storm rolling in that was going to be a problem. So I grabbed a clipboard, some paperwork and did just this. I approached their camp and angrily asked where the Captain was. The Security element didn't question me, and even pointed the way. I marched purposefully in that direction, and when anyone came near, I interrogated them about the Captain's location. More pointing. When I reached the Tent in question and asked where the Captain was, more pointing. The Captain stood up and came over to me, getting rather angry himself. I handed him the clipboard and said that he had to sign the papers. At this moment, the storm had rolled in and it started raining hard, with big gusts of wind. The Captain took the clipboard and started looking at the completely random paperwork that had nothing to do with his unit at all. During this time, I unslung my M4 and flipped it up. When the Captain looked up at me, I gave him the full magazine worth of Blanks until his MILES GEAR went off, and dove under the back of the tent and up the hill behind the camp but I didn't go far, as I hid under a bush. The Camp went berserk and soldiers ran out looking for me... ALL of them ran past where I was, thinking I had gone a LOT farther. I went back into the camp, walking past the Captain whose MILES GEAR was still screaming. He was red in the face. I winked at him and kept going. He wasn't allowed to do or say anything. I ended up walking back to my own camp to make my report, which was met with disbelief until radio confirmed the "change of command" for our OPFOR.

@VivaTeEscucha Son una basura. ¡Cancelen sus vuelos! ¡No fuercen a ir a la gente al aeropuerto!

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@ForrestPKnight There is a reason George R. R. Martin writes his scripts on a computer not connected to the internet…

Honestly, Ben Affleck actually knowing AI and the landscape caught me off guard, but as a writer, makes sense. Great takes across the board.

@elconde_nad0 Home Alone region 4.

“México casos de la vida real” presenta:

@tofeelhealed Life is like home pizza delivery… You never know what you’re gonna get.

everyone should deliver pizzas once in their life to see how wild some peoples lives are, the moment that door opens you never know what you’re gonna see inside that house

@TheCinesthetic Yes. But also, Meet Joe Black was photographed by Emmanuel Lubeski

Claire Forlani was someone the camera genuinely loved. She had that effortless presence that draws attention without forcing it. The pieces were there for a bigger run, but the industry never quite followed through.

@DonPorfifirio @CarlosVZenteno Touché…

@CarlosVZenteno Un Comentario: Te faltó la estrella!😏

Sin comentarios.

@Erickisback1 What a dumb-ass…

No se puede cuestionar la “fortuna” de López Beltrán sin cuestionar antes la fortuna de López Dóriga y Carlos Loret

@pattygmiranda @lopezdoriga Re-tard…

@lopezdoriga Que tiene que ver el sarampión con López Obrador?

Piden cancelar eventos masivos en Chiapas por brote de sarampión, una de las herencias de López Obrador, aunque se enojen. lopezdoriga.com/nacional/piden…

@ALadyNamedKatie 👌🏻👌🏻💪🏻💪🏻

It may not seem like a lot to others but this will be my second Christmas sober and I’m feeling pretty proud of myself ❤️

@sabinaberman @GloriaTrevi El peor enemigo de cierta gente es su “yo” del pasado…

pendeja tu libro es un asco @GloriaTrevi siempre ser mejor que tu perra¨Nunca había tenido tratos c personas tan finas c uds. q interesante.

@potatoslav Let’s not talk about hotel mini bars…

when i was a kid i wanted this so bad and my mom got it for me for my birthday. later that day i overheard her telling my aunt that it was a pricey doll but i really wanted it. i felt terrible and told my mom i didn’t like it and asked her to return it. this has haunted me my whole life. i hate getting gifts because i feel guilty when people spend money on me. i told my husband about this and he brought it up to my mom and she has no memory of this. doll wasn’t expensive. my brother said wait i think i saw that in the basement. it was in the basement. she never returned it. i have been haunted by this doll that i thought was going to put my family in the poor house for 30 years and she never even returned it. anyway i’m in therapy now.

@sabinaberman @BarronTNews_ Jajajaja la cuenta de Barron es un “fan account”. You really are dumb…

Oh God, you are misinforming @BarronTNews_ . These are agitators paid by the Right, not regular citizens, and no more than 20 of them, trying to break the fences protecting the Presidential Palace. Or are you misinforming on purpose?