Chris Lee

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I’m really starting to believe that the premier league is rigged. Has someone approached Villa and told them to play like a bunch of mongs so Spurs can stop up? I think they have…

@GingertabsT @lisa_appx @jet2tweets What’s the mirror done wrong?

@lisa_appx @jet2tweets Call yourself a professional. Extremely poor, suggest you look in a mirror

Hey @jet2tweets who is the governing body/entity I make a complaint to regarding air travel? I want to talk to them about your team member, Brad who was working flight LS921 from Manchester to Dalaman yesterday.

What a bunch of cunts Chelsea are. I’d love to know how long their players have spent on the floor feigning injury.

An appalling performance from @LUFC today. They can’t pass, or cross a ball. They might as well sell Calvert Lewis as that can’t get the ball to him. Shocking decisions again from VAR yet again going against us.

RIP to the legend that is Chuck Norris. Rumour has it that he died 20 years ago, and death has only just plucked up the courage to tell him.

Premier league football and VAR have lost the plot. Getting someone in a headlock and rugby tackling them to the ground isn’t a penalty. But a slight movement of the arm and hits the ball is a penalty. What a fucking joke.

They say that cheats never prosper. Unless you are the Canadian curling team in the Winter Olympics.

@xxfallonlxvee That same as you are on it…. Horrible.

What do you think I am like off camera? 🤍

@Perry_smitgil Babies. I’ve never heard of a woman producing a baby on her own…

@xxfallonlxvee No

Real question would you compliment me

@adswebbo @Conners_19 Agreed on being inconsistent. And no VAR check for the goal in the 110th minute. The ball hit his hand before he turned to shoot.

@Le_Chauffeur @Conners_19 The inconsistency was an issue, example he didn’t book Barnes for pulling Ampadu but booked DCL, was a tough game for him but there’s certainly worse! Both penalties are soft

Subs questionable again but do me a favour Daniel! Drop that useless twat in net

@Conners_19 @adswebbo Of course they have errors in them. They wouldn’t be goalkeepers otherwise. Thought the ref was awful at best tonight. He was so far out of his league and couldn’t control the game.

@adswebbo He’s so shit. Why doesn’t he catch the ball?

Not the best from Leeds. But the ref has been fucking awful!

@tiffanyxoloveee @fallonmelons2 Lollipop, yes. You - definitely not.

@fallonmelons2 You look like you are teaching the dog how to squat down when having a shit.

What vibe am I giving here

@fallonmelons2 If you can get a refund for your photoshop lessons…

What would you ask me if I replied? 🤍

@lady_valor_07 Do you tip your builders/plumber/electrician the same too?

YES or NO?

@fallonmelons2 I’d say Japan. Wanted to visit there for years. Looks awesome.

What would you want to see next

@fallonmelons2 No. You look deformed.

Should I post more like this?

@fallonmelons2 Photoshopped

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