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It's been almost a year since I last used my twitter that I know no one reads, and I've only returned to say that this old theory kind of vaguely works the way Nelder-Mead optimization works.

Comedy Probability Theory: The sequence A 1st, C 2nd, is (not necessarily but possibly) funny only if there exists B such that: p(B 2nd | A 1st) is high p(C 2nd | A 1st) is low but p(A 1st | C 2nd) is high basically: everything funny is unexpected, but retroactively makes sense

Eventually, some that day others the next, everyone will realize the news wasn't pulling a joke, and aliens really had made contact. But what's everyone going to do? You can't mass panic if everyone slowly finds out at different times theirs something to panic over.

Hear me out. April fools day would be the ideal time for alien first contact. It'd obviously be headline news, and on any other day cause panic, but on April 1st? People would just think it's a joke. But, their minds would at least be thinking of the possibility.

@JaidenAnimation kakapo reference is amazing and I thought I would share. Great video as well explaining a lot of stuff I think more people should know about to understand themselves and others.

Brennan has an absolutely uncanny ability to: A. Make a story out of any premise B. Completely dictate the tone of that story.

The concept of hold music is very strange. If there was no hold music I could play my own music, but since I have to listen on the line for the person to pick up I can't play my own music, and I must listen to the hold music they choose.

Another example: Berenstein bears just sounds better than Berenstain bears, so we remember the way that sounds better (cause we don't really pay attention, and then we fill in the gaps with what makes sense).

Someone in the future remind me to explain my theory that the #MandelaEffect is just us remembering how we think things SHOULD BE not how they ACTUALLY WERE. example: Mandela was an advocate -> advocates end up in jail -> famous people in jail sometimes die in jail.

I'm deciding that I'm going to make a team out of the next six #PokemonGOCommunityDay pokemon which can all be imported into the same game. I'd say I'm starting with hoppip but I don't think it's available in SWSH, let's go, BDSP, or Arceus. Shiny hoppip is pretty cute though.

Prophecies in stories are always really annoying because they always come true. Any story I write with a prophecies will have at best a 50/50 success rate. So if there's 2 prophecies at least 1 will be wrong. If there's 1 prophecy it will either be wrong, or partly wrong.

Anyone notice that in Arcane Heimerdinger says to Viktor that those who burn brightest often burn fastest... Professor Heimerdinger... the dude who is 300 years old. The irony of that is subtle but potent.

No matter how possessed you'd get: don't ever lose your interests ^^

Movie Kirk is a lot more Willian Shatner than original series Kirk. Star Trek Picard Picard is a lot more Patrick Stewart than TNG Picard. Not a complaint, just an observation.

Things I've decided about my future book series way in advance: 1. The book covers will be interlocking to form a single image 2. The villains will follow a specific naming pattern, thus I can prove any surprise villains were planned all along 3. The entire plot of all books.

Motion to change FMK from "fuck marry kill" to "fight marry kiss" (same game but the F and the K switch). Not just because kiss is more PG than fuck, but instead because fight (unlike kill) has the added strategy that the character you choose will fight back.

Don't trust Lana.

There's an old rumor that Ernest Hemingway famously was challenged to write a story in just 6 words. He wrote: "For sale: baby shoes, never worn" Well Mr. Hemingway, let's see if I can outdo you today, with a short story written in just 5 words: I finally remember how to count.

Super powers you should NOT want: super speed (it's called a motorcycle, and it's really dangerous) invisibility (literally only good for crimes and spying on people. Plus you'll probably get hit by a car or something) X-ray vision (do you know how x-rays work? also, ew).