Volkner

@FocusedIcicle We did it, Candice. We saved the world.

Returning to this terrible platform to tell you all that we're fucking back.

@IceCreamChamp Yeah.

@Leader_Volkner Spending tons of money on renovations?

I know I eat a lot of ice cream but I just can’t help it. It makes me so happy!

@FocusedIcicle What the fuck

@FocusedIcicle I’m not even on this list? Whatever, man.

hey guys what’s going on in this thread

@RedHotGymLeader I didn't do shit

@Leader_Volkner You did this

Sup losers

@RedHotGymLeader no come back

@Leader_Volkner Bye

@RedHotGymLeader I'm not the one that does that in our relationship

@Leader_Volkner You suck but it’s okay

@RedHotGymLeader Okay we’ll agree to disagree or whatever and yeah it’s kinky I guess

@Leader_Volkner Oh wow kinky I mean I just dont see how it was that different ok

@RedHotGymLeader I’ve heard you say weird shit inside and outside of the bedroom but that was different

@Leader_Volkner Okay but that can’t be the weirdest thing I’ve said You’ve slept in the same room as me, YOU GOTTA be hearing some weirder shit when i sleep talk

@RedHotGymLeader Never. You say some pretty fucking weird shit sometimes but that was different, that's all

@Leader_Volkner Never??? Impossible

@RedHotGymLeader I've never heard such a thing come out of your mouth??

@Leader_Volkner Like a cool sentient ice cream monster girlfriend thing I mean, I can’t be the only one

@RedHotGymLeader An... a what sorry

@Leader_Volkner Who wouldn’t be?? Life would be good if I had an ice cream girlfriend ....NOT THAT I DONT LIKE YOU A LOT AND STUFF

@RedHotGymLeader I’m oddly fine with this

@Leader_Volkner I’m gonna jump in a vat of ice cream Your girl is gonna be just ice cream Only ice cream No more warm hugs. Just icey creamy goodness

@RedHotGymLeader Yo, want some ice cream? I think it’d fit well with this

@Leader_Volkner YEA YEAH YEAH LETS GO

@RedHotGymLeader Yeah ahem sorry about that so anyway the beach is cool

@Leader_Volkner I mean no, but sHIT MAN

@RedHotGymLeader Am I wrong though

@Leader_Volkner OH WOW OK

@RedHotGymLeader I’m always dying, Flannery. We’re all dying slowly

@Leader_Volkner Again? I swear you’re dying like every other day What is it this time?