𝙻𝚘𝚒𝚜 𝙻𝚊𝚗𝚎 (𝙻𝚎𝚊𝚍𝚎𝚛) 🌌

❝ 𝐋𝐨𝐢𝐬, 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐋𝐞𝐚𝐠𝐮𝐞 𝐦𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐚𝐥, 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐞𝐧𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐮𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐜𝐚𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐛𝐥𝐞𝐦𝐬... ❞

"𝐈 𝐰𝐞𝐚𝐫 𝐚 𝐦𝐚𝐬𝐤. 𝐀𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐦𝐚𝐬𝐤, 𝐢𝐭'𝐬 𝐧𝐨 𝐭𝐨 𝐡𝐢𝐝𝐞 𝐰𝐡𝐨 𝐈 𝐚𝐦, 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐜𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐈 𝐚𝐦.” ꜱʜɪᴘꜱ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴄʜᴇᴍ ꜱᴛʀᴀɪɢʜᴛ ᴡʀɪᴛᴇʀ ɪꜱ 21+ #ᴛᴇʟʟᴛᴀʟᴇʀᴘ #ᴍᴠʀᴘ #ᴅᴄʀᴘ

Me as soon as I clock in at work

// life can be good sometimes c:

"Well, I didn't expect to see you here."

I'm doing fine, just working hard as usual. How about you?

You sure are! *Gives him a kiss on the cheek and pets his head*

*Giggles* Who's my precious, sweet and smart boy?

You understood, didn't you?

"𝐍𝐨...𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐢𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐲𝐦𝐛𝐨𝐥 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐄𝐥. 𝐋𝐚𝐫𝐚 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐉𝐨𝐫-𝐄𝐥 𝐭𝐨𝐨𝐤 𝐦𝐞 𝐢𝐧." ♡+♻️ •𝐒𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐲/𝐏𝐥𝐨𝐭 𝐅𝐨𝐜𝐮𝐬𝐞𝐝 (𝐨𝐫 𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐭) •𝐒𝐞𝐦𝐢-𝐋𝐢𝐭/𝐍𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐥𝐥𝐚 •25+ 𝐌𝐃𝐍𝐈 •𝑨𝒍𝒍 𝑽𝒆𝒓𝒔𝒆𝒔 𝑾𝒆𝒍𝒄𝒐𝒎𝒆

Yeah... Anyways, it's been a while since we last seen each other.

... Disregard what I said...

Oh, Twitter's down right now? I can take Superman down...

having to pause my game to hang out with my friends lately has felt like

⠀ 𝑴𝒀 𝑴𝑰𝑵𝑫 𝑰𝑺 𝐀𝐋𝐖𝐀𝐘𝐒 𝑶𝑵 𝑫𝑬𝑺𝑻𝑹𝑼𝑪𝑻𝑰𝑶𝑵. 𝑵𝑶𝑻𝑯𝑰𝑵𝑮 𝑬𝑳𝑺𝑬. ⠀#DBRP X #MVRP

he's so down bad he's rehearsing fake scenarios

Superman and Lois by Alden Kaye.

It’s canon, your honor