@elonmusk Your kids called. They’d like a word with you about this.
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Mr. Crusty
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Given that I have built two companies in widely different fields to trillion dollar plus valuations simultaneously, I am might be getting a few things right once in a while
X Daily News@xDaily
INSIGHT: What working for Elon is actually like.
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@Possessionista @travisakers Not a bit.. I’m still living my best life
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How dare teachers not bow down to Amber’s demands and work over the weekend and have personal lives too! Who do these teachers think they are wanting to have time with their own families outside of work? As a matter of fact, they should just live in their classrooms.
Amber Apinions@fvckerysprinkle
So my daughter had a test and asked her teacher if she was going to grade them over the weekend so she could know her grade on Monday. Her teachers reply “I’m not spending my weekend grading papers.” Okay then.. moving forward my children will not spending their after school hours doing hours of homework. They will not spending their weekend working on projects. They can do that during school time then.
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@CoachMcMillian1 He extends the arm to push him farther. That is a foul.
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This is not a foul. This is a wedge. A grown man physically pushed another man under the basket, and then went and made a play. Margins for winning are small. This is a big boy play.
Zach Schumaker@ZachSchumaker
Brutal missed call at the end of the Purdue-Texas game. There is a clear hook and hold, plus an over the back on Trey Kaufman-Renn’s game-winning tip-in. That basket should not have counted.
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Cybertruck is quicker than a Porsche 911, more powerful than a Ford Raptor
Wes@wmorrill3
Cybertruck replacing Raptor + Porsche
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🚨 Ask yourself this question:
If you had to be governed by 100 working-class plumbers or 100 sneering, elitist, know-nothing, hack liberal comedians like @jimmykimmel - which would you choose?
I know what I'd choose.
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@hypertension57 @Ivankatrumpne And I’m sure there’s no unflattering pics of you lying around.
Oh wait …
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@Ivankatrumpne I said just one thing
Mark Ruffalo
go get a haircut and shave that stupid beard
You look like a
CRAZY MAN
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Actor Mark Ruffalo recently called Donald Trump “the worst human being in the world”.
What would you like to say to Mark?
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ICE agents doing a little photo op with Lara Trump in the Newark Airport.
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@HarmeetKDhillon Are you really fucking stupid enough to not get it and post this?
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It’s so odd to see the former mayor of the most gay-friendly city in America, San Francisco, use homosexuality as a slur.
Weird!
Governor Newsom Press Office@GovPressOffice
We got a call from Grindr after this and said your team was their biggest users. Congrats!
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Erika Kirk responds to Druski:
“But if I did blackface as part of a skit, I’d be cancelled and called a racist.”
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Erika Kirk’s husband was assassinated in September. It’s March & a black comedian is putting on white face & mocking her in a video. Honest question, if a prominent black leader had been assassinated & a white comedian put on blackface & mocked his widow, what would happen?
DRUSKI@druski
How Conservative Women in America act 😂🇺🇸
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Glad to see so many of my House colleagues are speaking out about the DANGERS of Sharia Law and Radical Islam.
I wish some of my fellow Senators would join me in the fight.
Rep. Keith Self@RepKeithSelf
🚨 TOMORROW: The Sharia-Free America Caucus takes over the House floor for a full hour of speeches. 59 members strong, representing 24 states — standing as a united front against the Islamification of America. The Constitution is the supreme law of the land. Not Sharia. Don’t miss it. Tune in and spread the word.
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@CommishSmith Markwayne is a fucking moron!
Thants the difference.
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I'm not going to dis AOC's B.A., but do you really think earning a bachelor's degree is a more impressive achievement than taking a small family business w/ 6 employees and turning it into a company with over 300 employees and $20 million in annual sales? If so, you're an idiot.
Arlen Parsa@arlenparsa
AOC graduated with honors from Boston University with double degrees in Economics and International Relations. Markwayne was the only Senator without even a bachelor’s degree. Hope that helps.
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@LeakyWaterbed @injunjohn86 @arlenparsa And she was still a bartender 7 years later.... so what has she ever been outside of public office than a bartender?
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AOC graduated with honors from Boston University with double degrees in Economics and International Relations.
Markwayne was the only Senator without even a bachelor’s degree. Hope that helps.
Meghan McCain@MeghanMcCain
I don’t get it - it’s a flex AOC was a bartender but it’s a negative Markwayne was a plumber? You are such a hack.
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@Dookmarriot @iamAtheistGirl X put a “warning” on my reply, labeling it as “adult content.”
I believe I have a photo of the person who labeled it
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@SenTuberville The graduation rate for YOUR players at Auburn was far BELOW the national average for football players at other schools.
So sit down and shut your pie hole.
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College athletics used to be about education. Now it’s sadly all about money.
More on the Student–Athlete Act, my bill to REIN IN the transfer portal, in my latest monthly column 👇
1819 News@1819News
.@SenTuberville: March Madness days are coming to a quick end 1819news.com/news/item/u-s-…
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@AlexRigoV @injunjohn86 @arlenparsa My daughter has advanced degrees, and it took her 2 years to find a job “in her field.” So she worked as a server until she found a career position.
That’s how it works.
What a waste of DNA.
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@LeakyWaterbed @injunjohn86 @arlenparsa If she bartended to help her mom financially it obviously stands to reason that getting an actual career utilizing her degree would be MORE helpful. But she didn’t because nobody would hire her because she’s a fucking moron
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@LeakyWaterbed @injunjohn86 @arlenparsa So she became a bartender……..for a certain reason. Got it. Her mom needing help doesn’t change anything.
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@injunjohn86 @arlenparsa She didn’t “become” a bartender. Her father died. Her family was struggling financially after he passed away. So after college, she was a bartender to help her mom avoid foreclosure of the family home.
Dumbass.
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@arlenparsa AOC did ZERO with her degree. She became a bartender, which requires no college at all. Mullins took over his father's plumbing business with 6 employees at 21. Turned it into the largest plumbing company in Oklahoma and operated several other businesses
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