Leanne Sandusky
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Leanne Sandusky
@LeanneSandusky
Reviews: “A well balanced healthy grown up..” “In Leanne we trust..” “..personality out the wazoo.”
Minneapolis, MN Katılım Ağustos 2018
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6.5 hours of uninterrupted sleep and I feel like a new woman 🤣
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What if Disney villains aren’t villlains at all? What if they’re just adults?! (Except Hans.. $%&# that guy.)
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Me, to GenZ babysitter: “You didn’t grow up watching Sesame Street, right?”
GZB: “Right. But I saw it a few times at my grandparents house cuz they had… I don’t know what it’s called.. Where you had to go through the different channels.”
Me: “Regular TV.”
🤣😆
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Dear Celebrities,
None of your kids are asking what you were like in the 90s.
Sincerely,
Everyone Else.
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@LeanneSandusky 14? Wait... That's not right.
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I am officially “super excited about a vacuum” years old. 😑
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Dear @Apple,
Please make a feature that anytime im added to a group chat, it automatically mutes it.
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The genius at my house bought hot dog buns.. but no hot dogs. 😑
#imtheproblemitsme
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@LeanneSandusky Ok!! All the incentive I needed so i had 2. Basically a whiskey sour with scotch. I have no complaints…
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Somebody dare me to do the Johnnie and Lemon. Just dare me…
Frederick Melo, Reporter/Axolotl@FrederickMelo
Dilla Ethiopian at Fry and University Ave., St. Paul, hosts a karaoke night tonight… and an interactive comedy show on Feb. 14. They’re really doing everything they can to bring you here. I’m sold…
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My cousin from the UK sent a note today to check in. Said he’s never heard MN be talked about so much on the TV over there. So now we’re also an international embarrassment. Cool. Cool cool.
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He’ll never *run* for elected office again.. but I’d bet $5 he will take an appointment to the Senate.
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I ordered TurboTax for desktop as I always do. Ope - this doesn’t work with Windows 10. So, I go to upgrade to Windows 11… Ope - your system doesn’t meet the requirements for Windows 11..
So now I’m buying a new computer. 🤦🏻♀️
This is how they get you!! 😠
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For a good time: Take a shot every time he says “Trump”!
Caroline Cummings@CaroRCummings
New: Gov. Tim Walz will give a statewide address *tonight at 7 p.m.* on the federal government's immigration crackdown in Minnesota.
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I have a question. Whenever there is a weird scenario, (i.e Anton Lazaro, Feeding Our Future, etc…) people who benefitted from their political contributions (i.e Republican Party, Ilhan Omar, etc) claim they “returned those funds.”
…Who do they return them to?… because… they can’t possibly send it back to the sex trafficker or scammers, right?
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