Leanne Blacker

Repeatedly yelling, "Bentley! You fat lard, come eat some dinner!" And wondering how abusive my neighbors think I am.. #CatMom

I've had a cough drop in my mouth since 630 #donewithtoday

This morning I woke up to Merlot spooning me, how can my day not be great? 🐾💙

3am seems like an appropriate time to get out of bed, shower, clean and run the dishwasher... #mydogissoconfused

Only with my roommate would being drunk at 3 pm be acceptable

Automatic bill pay is the worst/best thing that has ever happened to my broke ass

The fact that it takes me 45 minutes convince myself that I have no choice but to get out of bed for work really slows my morning 😴

"I like my trucks like I like my women, blacked out" 😂 -Megan

Having chest pain all day after allowing my 17lb cat to sleep on my chest all night. Seriously question if I should ever be a mother

I'm so good at lying to myself

Playing pranks on a doctor is just as fun as it sounds 😂

Someday I want to be adult enough to say yes when people ask if I want my receipt

Who needs an alarm clock when you have the worlds most annoying cat? 😼😸

I got a bonus vote to win pizza, a T-Rex onesie, a WHOLE semester of Spotify + more from @Chegg! #CollegeNightmares che.gg/1l89HKZ

@twitlesspeter21 help, I need one twitter.com/cuteemergency/…

Celebrating #NationalHugDay with a gallery of our favorite hugs of the season: buff.ly/1VbxZAa

@Smith_nick91 @David_Wilson89 @twitlesspeter21 you're all so welcome for that memory

Officially accepting applications for financial support 🏥📓😅 #help

@twitlesspeter21 2016 goals twitter.com/tfln/status/68…