The Caretaker

“If I can do something, I wanna at least try to help.” — The Caretaker [INTRODUCTORY POST]

@spacerockinhard Honestly, no idea. All I can hope is that nothing else comes from that horrible month of just… being a cat.

@LearnToCare now i'm interested in this whole "becoming a cat" debaucle, what in the world could've caused that?

For some reason, I found myself nearly eating some of the cat kibble I had in stock. … I think remnants of when I turned into a cat are coming up again, because it didn’t taste half bad— albeit stale.

@GargButcherer Hopefully not much else…

@LearnToCare I wonder what else that effected then

I’m starting to think none of y’all should have cats.

Some the cats at my home have started to, uh. Get… active. A bit too much, actually. To the point where it’s become a problem. Sooo… does anyone want some free kittens? I got like— twenty of them in one night. Please.

@leechmewncer // are they yuri

@LearnToCare TWIN THATS MEEEE//

// hi @leechmewncer

@LucyOneCaster // how do i kill someone through my phone

@LearnToCare You're leaving people Alone in the Dark alright

// alr just puttin this out there my reply time is gonna be HELLA inconsistent, usually a day at a time, mostly cuz my drive to keep this account goin is a bit low but if y’all are alright with that then yay!! but if not lmk as to not keep u in the dark 😭😭😭

#creaturesofsonaria CW FOR BODY HORROR --- Man I love making ocs that have body horror as the main part of their design.....

@lilturnsignal JESUS— Oh, it’s you… trying to give me a heart attack pulling that little stunt there, bud? Give it here, I’ll have it open in just a sec. [ After retrieving the can from Little Turn Signal, he’d pop it open and placed it down for the cat to enjoy, watching over them. ]

@LearnToCare [He lands spectacularly, but can't open the can himself, gnawing and clawing at it. He gives up after trying for a bit, then looks up at Caretaker, finally addressing him.] can you open this for me, pretty please? oh- also, hi caretaker sir!! thank you!!

// @LearnToCare [He peeks his head outside of his little crack in the wall every minute or so, impatiently waiting to see a familiar friendly face. And hopefully not get seen by a familiar unfriendly one.] (cont.)

// playin limbus game again and idk how rare this is but im so GREEN,,,

@lilturnsignal [ Eventually, The Caretaker would show up nearby— but he clearly didn’t see Little Turn Signal anywhere nearby. He looked around before getting a bright idea and pulling out one of the many cans of tuna he had packed into his backpack. ] Heeere kitty, kitty, kitty…

[He's not quite sure if that Caretaker fella actually knows where this is, but... he'll at least be in his line of sight at some point, right? So he's gotta keep his eyes peeled for him!] [Hopefully he doesn't take too long...]

@lilturnsignal Sure thing, bud. I’ll find my way over to ya soon, okay?

@LearnToCare if it's okay with you, i'd prefer if you stopped by. i won't have to bother big mom with running errands that way.

how are my internet friends doing today? i hope you're all doing well! i've been very sleepy today. maybe not sleepy, actually. really tired without being tired. is that weird? should i be concerned?

@lilturnsignal Sure, I’ll bring some over to ya if that’s alright. Or would you prefer to come pick it up yourself?

@LearnToCare thank you! i appreciate the offer, but jimbobbleton's place is cozy enough. actually could i have more of that tuna stuff? pretty please? i miss it already...

@booncountyrock Sure.

booty buttcheeks.

Oh— it’s raining. When I was a kid, my mom used to tell me that rain always had a reason to come down. Whether it was for flowers to grow, rivers to fill, or for people to not cry alone. … I hope the rain lets up soon, though. I don’t think I have any reason to cry right now.

@lilturnsignal @GargButcherer Broken bones are easy to fix. Just takes a little bit of the right know-how, and in some cases, a bit of surgery can help too. But I’m not entirely sure if either of you would wanna be put under a scalpel and told to rest for a week or two, haha.

@GargButcherer @LearnToCare wait- huh? are you talking to me? ...did i say that? hehe, sorry! all the mom talk earlier got me mixed up! [He can't quite look her in the eye as he says that... He turns back to Caretaker right after.] um- sure! we could-... do we need any, actually? i think i'm okay!

@LearnToCare @lilturnsignal Are you able to cure broken bones and stuff? ... Wait, did you just call me mom?

@LearnToCare Keep her close caretaker. I hunger

Midnight’s starting to grow up, she’s almost an adult cat now… oh man, am I gonna have to like— explain how everything works around here? I’ve mostly kept her sheltered.