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Lecherous Munchkin
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@GPickles12345 You’ve never had a little bitty taste? Never an accidental swig?
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@GPickles12345 I think I’ve cranked hog 10,000 times for every one beer drank. Not being hyperbolic. #nearzerodenominator
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@CavCarraway All is fair in love and war. That was war. Criteria met. You’re all good. 👍
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What’s the general consensus on spiking a pickleball right into your girlfriend’s mom during a family match? Just saw red and went Roger Federer on this poor lady.
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“I might butt rape Jeff Bezos w that strap on I got for u” - girlfriend
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@LecherousLiam Ask Grok is currently available to Premium and Premium+ subscribers only. Subscribe to unlock this feature: x.com/i/premium_sign…
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Currently involved in an orgy with Bloomberg, Claude, and Excel.
Unfortunately, they’re all fucking me, so I suppose it’s more of a gangbang. #makeitstop
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I guess I’m just more evolved than you are
Jordan@mr_certainly
The human body wasn’t designed for the way most of us currently live. Sitting in a chair jacking off for 5-6 hours every day… we weren’t meant for this
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Had that happen at Potbelly. Sex is definitely better
Tony Roundtree@Tonywithyy
Yeah sex is great but have you ever had the bartender say “There he is” when you walk in?
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Toilet paper shit hammock shit pic >>> all other types of shit pics
Boxbugga@boxbugga1
Tbt to this crazy contraption me and my boy made in highschool😂
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Girlfriend asks me to edit her history paper on “The Anfal Campaign.” I hit the ol’ control + H (find and replace) and did the necessary substitution. The Anal Campaign is a much better paper thanks to me. #hopeshedoesntnotice
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Jalen Kitna, son of NFL QB John Kitna, arrestee from felony charges, previous possessor of child pornography, expellee of Florida University, server of 6 months probation…
The Rice Muhfuggin Owls are coming for you🐉🔫🦉
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Betting Army this weekend is the most patriotic thing you can do in 2024 #fuckthegingers
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