Lee Higgins

@DeadStarLegacy @SkySportsRetro Shut the fuck up you turtle am sitting with him now he said he’ll meet you for a straightner muppet

@SkySportsRetro You know what winds me up? How this wally got paid millions of pounds to put the ball in the back of his own net more than the opposition's. How he spits at teenage girls and no one cares about it. How he whines constantly every time Arsenal w- No wait, I enjoy those tears.

"It's winding me up" Jamie Carragher on Arsenal taking selfies after a win against Manchester City in 2016.

@jacksonhinklle THE WORLD MUST LISTEN TO THIS CAREFULLY

@dillondanis @JonnyBones Your gaining fans lad don’t ruin it with this shite

If there was a world record for dodging, @JonnyBones would be the undisputed champ. But against a real legend like me? Doubtful. Maybe when he's done playing dress-up as a fighter, he'll muster the courage to step into the big league. I'll be here, ready to give him a lesson in greatness.

She’s gony reiterate my point tonight absolute weapon god bless ye

Deadliest female on the planet

RT to be in for a chance to win VIP tickets for a meet and greet and live audience with UFC fighter paddy the baddy skiddle.com/e/36253171

@jackkh_ @TheNotoriousMMA @ToyeStory Hahahahahahaa

Actually correct myself deadliest human being on the planet

37 years of age lmao

Seeing the light at the end of your vape flashing

@jamesenglish0 @ellietruffitt

Everyone has that one friend who is one cheeky bastard.

@ToyeStory Skint Tuesday on paddy’s day shout

two words i cant fucking wait for paddys day on tuesday boiiiiiiiii

@Seankelly_16 Fill him in and take the jacket straight aff him

@Justin_Gaethje Gone you back to sleep kid never mind

🙏 Colby Cuckington goes to sleep!

@jackkh_ @jade08kinsella Stay ready so you don’t have to get ready

My teenage son will not stop fucking shadow boxing. All day , non fucking stop. ‘Tttsss tttsss’ in my ear , holy god when does it end

@ClaraJaneBradl2 I’ll slap his head in silly cunt

My flatmate is literally Satan, NEVER MOVE IN WITH SOMEONE OFF SPARE ROOM. I’m actually getting harassed daily

if you failed your gcses don’t worry cos i failed mine and i still have an 8 inch cock

@ToyeStory @LFCTransferRoom The sauce

@LFCTransferRoom @LeeHiggins98 how madness was he at the euros

🇧🇪🎖· "I can confirm Liverpool are targeting Doku and that if everything goes well, they will go further with Rennes. They are already in touch with their sports agency regarding him but they need to make space (by selling players) before making an offer" Source: @sachatavolieri

Any girl I sleep with: