Lee Schofield

Fabulous politician. @CarolineLucas Can we clone her please!

Who’s going to North Korea for #WorldCup 2026? 🇰🇵🙌⚽️

Wonder why my timeline seems unduly populated by right-wing commentators that I don't follow?! :| #askElon

Pretty much this

The greatest thread you will ever read #NadhimZahawi

If you genuinely think that the lying grifting soulless disgraced self-centred scumbag known as Boris Johnson is the answer to the UK's current woes, then I'd like to suggest you book yourself in for a full frontal lobotomy

Finding out Boris might be back reminds me of when we first found out you could get covid more than once

Jesus H… never mind being a cabinet member - I’m not even sure these Tories share WhatsApp groups :| #UTurn #ToryShambles

NEW: Message to Tory MPs from deputy chief whip Craig Whittaker declares that this afternoon's vote on fracking (Labour want to ban it for good) is "a confidence motion in the Government". Lots of Tory MPs are opposed to fracking in their areas. One MP says: "Big test."

£209 for a joypad?! Are you having a laugh?? :| @PlayStation @PlayStationEU

Wholesale gas utterly collapsing in price. • 702p per therm on 26th Aug • 235p per therm on 17th Oct Cut energy bills now.

We held all the strings. We had access to the biggest trading block in the world, we had freedom of movement and to live, work and travel in many countries but now we have nothing but a Tory corrupt Government!

@Debs2500 you missed out on an 'all of the above' option Debs!

Looks like the time is up for Stevie G. P45 incoming! #avfc

@Bodysatnav hahahahahahahahahaha #fuckoff

Time to bring Boris back. Basically a nice man, who's only mistake was wanting to have a bit of fun and spread good cheer. We can surely forgive that. Just as Churchill won the war, Boris, and only Boris, will reverse these economic woes, with a a grin and a quip. We need him.

The health Secretary ladies and gentlemen. This is how far we’ve fallen. Absolutely bonkers

Forever brilliant and bang on 👏

4th Chancellor since July during a cost of living crisis. The tories really are a joke that keeps on giving (and obviously taking for themselves) aren't they?!

Have they announced a time slot for the Candid Wokeness show on GB News with Jim Davidson & John Cleese? Asking for a friend... :|