Lee (I am William) Wallace 🇸🇴🇵🇱

@GregSwindell @SarahSwindell1 Congratulations, kids Hookem

Here is a good one for today. ITS MY ANNIVERSARY. I’m a lucky man. @SarahSwindell1

@RealJamesWoods Another W for Mr Woods!!

We’ve all made jokes at Jimmy Kimmel’s expense. But Mr. Kimmel is a fellow artist, and I am in fact heartbroken to see the way he has been treated. I believe he is, in his heart of hearts, a good and decent fellow, devoid of malice and hate. Just kidding, Jimbo. Eat shit.

"Try not to become a man of success but rather try to become a man of value." – Albert Einstein

@RipGriffin3 @itsrosesm Good morning, Rip

@itsrosesm Good morning!

Good morning to everyone who says it back.!! God Bless you Mr president 🙏🇺🇸

@saras76 Second hand embarrassment that that creature represents our government.

ET doppelgänger Maxine Waters tells Scott Bessent to “shut up” during his Congressional hearing WATERS: “Will you shut up??" BESSENT: “Will you maintain SOME level of dignity?" 🤣

@ThatAstrosGirl Well, it appears you have over 27K friends on this platform and I bet the majority of them are always here for ya! Just reach out! #keeponkeepingon

Crying in my car so the girls dont see and realizing i literally have no one.

Folks from the north can laugh at Texans for freaking out over freezing weather as long as we can make fun of them for dying of heat stroke when it’s 90°.

“The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. It is its natural manure," - Thomas Jefferson

@sizzle_sarah I am very proud of what they’re doing but, that’s just me being all supportive of law enforcement and stuff

This idiot threw a frozen water bottle at an ICE agent and then ran. Let’s just say they didn’t get away with it. I say ‘they’ because I can’t tell if it’s a man or a woman. Go figure. 🤷🏻‍♀️ FAFO.

@UT_Mangler Anyone that’s playing aggy

@GeraldoRivera And you definitely know the definition of low class since you look at it every day in the mirror, Jerry

Cutting Senator Mark Kelly’s rank and retirement pay is cheesy and low class.

If you are a 2026 high school football player or in the portal and have no firm offers, you need to reach out to me asap. As the National Football Director for NSR, I will evaluate you properly to see where the fit is! Don’t wait, you have spent all these years working, and don’t want to be left out. Stop doing what hundreds of others are doing, expecting that coaches see your posts! Also, If you are in 2027, 2028, or 2029 class, time to flood the coaches with your stuff and a proper evaluation. A questionnaire and a twitter post isn’t getting scene like you think it is. Email me: sean@nsr-inc.com @nsrnow

@undercoveraggie lol

Cuban President Miguel Díaz-Canel has entered the transfer portal #POTUS #GodBlessAmerica #Trump #VenezuelaSaved #WarOnDrugs #Cuba

@kma1996_ags @UT_Mangler lol

Poor fella. Burn 🔥 it.

@UT_Mangler Exactly

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@saras76 If he gets one of those liberal judges, he’ll be out tomorrow. If it goes to trial and the jury pool is from Mamdani’s NYC, same. Try his ass in Florida!

Maduro arrives at the DEA office in New York. He's at the find out stage of his fucking around. Rot in prison.