Dolan🚨

It's unlikely for me to be unlike Lee

@yasminstokes_ Because it took me three attempts to understand it 🤣

@Leedanieldolan How did you tell

How much dya can operate without an index finger

West Ham United proudly supports ‘Heirlooms’, a film raising awareness about suicide bereavement and highlighting the incredible work of @suicideandco Together, we can break the stigma surrounding suicide and provide the support those experiencing loss truly need.

@NoContextCrap @miagrace998

@_williamsxn I’ll tell my dads brothers cousin to talk to his mum’s husbands grandad to talk to him. I’ll make it happen.

we’d have more chance of signing @Leedanieldolan

Lily Phillips and Mashtag Brady. What a year for Derby.

We all like to shit on the city of Derby, but we’ve really got good people 🤍

EXCLUSIVE🚨: David Coote’s first interview with The Sun:

This is what Elon Musk thinks he looks like in public settings

Happy Jools Holland day to all those that celebrate

Why has nobody told me that Twitter videos are now 4 hours long?

Harry and Ron turning up to Platform 9 3/4

Say it’s carol singers

Me consulting one of the characters in my head before making a bad decision

Mac Miller will be turning in his grave knowing they’ve stuck Mashtag Brady on his album cover

@PintsO_Guinness @miagrace998 GUINCOFF

He might be onto something

Think it’s gone under the radar that the main side effect of the Covid vaccine is that everyone’s got a bit too much into marathons.