Gary Hallock

#PunOffATX If the drum solo contest ends in a tie, there are bound to be repercussions. #OMGthatspunny #puns #puny

#PunOffATX Spike Lee is making a film about a nun who is trying to kick a bad drug addiction. She's Gotta Habit. - 42nd Annual O.Henry Pun-Off returns to Austin, TX - Saturday, May 11. punoff.com

#PunOffATX Apple computers are good for math students who need to take a make-up test. Why? Macs Factor! #OMGthatspunny

#PunOffATX If the mechanic installed her tires backwards, might that rubber the wrong way? The 42nd Annual O.Henry Pun-Off Championships are back this Saturday in Austin, TX. facebook.com/punypage

#PunOffATX If a tornado blew the roof off the royal residence, would it then be called the "House of Winds," Sir?

Markle on 34th street

#PunOffATX Spring flooding has many homeowners underwater. Those of us who invested in riverfront property have having trouble keeping our banks solvent. I may need to float alone. #OMGthatspunny

#PunOffATX - You can rain on a punning contest but you can't rein in punsters. Stand by for updates on whether or not the weather will farce changes. Our show will go on! PunOff.com

#PunOffATX - Being head of a large family can be a real heir raising experience.

#PunOffATX - I am now less than weak from the 42nd Annual O.Henry Pun-Off World Championships. Join us in Austin, Texas at noon on May 11th. Are you not entertained? Even if it rains, the competition will be in tents.

#PunOffATX will take place in Austin, TX on Saturday, May 11th this jeer. Contestant wannabes are encouraged to sign up in the next 48 hours to secure their possessions. PunOff.com

42 is truly demeaning of laugh! - Now well into our 4th decayed, awesome Austin Texas is again playing host to the Annual O.Henry Pun-Off World Championships on Saturday, May 11th. Contestant registration opens today and closes Wednesday. PunOff.com #PunOffATX

@DarrenWalshPuns Oh, good! Can I have some?

I'm giving up puns

The 42nd Annual O. Henry Museum Pun-Off World Championships will be in Austin, Texas on Saturday, May 11, 2019. Visit punoff.com. Follow #punoffatx. 42! The Meaning of Laugh

Do you think Chuck Norris celebrates Kick Boxing Day? #PunOffATX #OMGthatspunny #puns

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Verbal Equinox celebrates the half-way point between this year's O.Henry Pun-Off and next year's Pun-Off. Come help us stuff our struts 7-11pm this Friday evening, Nov 9 in Austin. #PunOffATX #puns #punny #OMGthatspunny facebook.com/VerbalEquinox/

Are you not getting enough tweet? Get more wit & wordplay at the Verbal Eqinox, this Friday evening in Austin, TX. It's like a pun-off between the Pun-Offs. Free for all. Bring your dry wit and be ready to precipitate. #PunOffATX #puns #punny #omgthatspunny

Can't get enough of the good stuff? O.Henry's most rabid punslingers will be shooting off their collective mouths this Friday in Austin. Come watch us stuff our struts. #PunOffATX #puns #punny #omgthatspunny