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Me “who do you support mate” New guy at work “not into football mate” 7.5 hours of silence incoming

@jt_stamford Rather shit in my hands and clap than see those cunts win a European cup

Would you take Arsenal winning the double if it meant England won the World Cup? Only one answer for me. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 (English fans only, any club)

@DFrankcom PSG 3-1

Who’s going through tonight then lads? £50 if you can nail the full time score in the comments. I’ll do a spin the wheel if there are multiple with the same prediction. If you’re going for a Bayern by 1 (and then it’ll be extra time) then choose the score after extra time too (or by who wins on penalties). I’ll do the spin in the morning. Deadline for entries 7.59pm 🫡

@darren_m_sage @henrywinter Joke all of it, ballots are a piss take

@henrywinter @Legend25Martin your club maaaaatttteeeee..... 😬

Never mind the ballots? Tickets for Chelsea home matches next season will be sold “via an application process for Chelsea FC members”. Application in a designated window, tickets then allocated through an automated process “run by a third party to ensure complete fairness”. Chelsea introduce ID verification for tickets. “In the interests of security and to help tackle ticket fraud, before accessing or purchasing tickets, supporters over the age of 16 will need to complete an online verification”. Chelsea say they have suspended “over 16,000 memberships, versus 5,000 in 24/25” due to “ticket misuse/touting”, almost half involving “misuse of tickets purchased within the Family Stand”. Chelsea blocked “up to 80,000 bots per game at the point of sale”. Loyalty points will be awarded only for physical attendance at game, ie ticket scanned at turnstile, and not simply through purchasing ticket. “The club has been made aware of instances where supporters have purchased tickets solely to obtain loyalty points, with no intention of attending the match.” From next season, season ticket holders “will be required to utilise their ticket for a minimum 13 PL home games”. Club adds that “where a supporter’s seat has not been utilised for a number of matches, the club will endeavour to contact that supporter to make well-being checks and offer advice on utilisation methods”. These include forwarding ticket to an eligible member and listing ticket on Chelsea’s official ticket exchange. “With such high demand for our tickets, it is important to us that as many seats as possible are made available to members.” #CFC

@thechelskikid We should have gone all out for him he’s exactly what was needed

Declan Rice is the barometer of people's football opinions imo. People who don't rate him are either... A. Clueless about football or B..Bigots or C. Both

@Bigmanno9 I fear they won’t 🥹

@Legend25Martin They will get taught a lesson in the final.

Sickening

@tim_rolls @evilbluebird @ChelsTransfer I’d take the late 90’s squad over this bunch of over paid wankers, 3 maybe 4 players good enough. I would rather see the youths finish the season

@ChelsTransfer I have read some old flannel in my time but this tosh takes the biscuit. Anyone who was at Everton and Brighton, and at yesterday's utter embarrassment, might beg to differ with that analysis. The only identify I see is one of underachievement, incompetence and capitulation

Chelsea are leaning towards a coaching ideology already set down by the four years of the ownership so far. The feeling is that the club have made significant progress in instilling a football identity that is now visible in the academy right down through the age groups. (via @MiguelDelaney)

Don’t eve recognise my club anymore, supported nearly 40 years and never known a more spineless squad. Where are the leaders!!!!!!

Sounds dangerous

@jakedentonn10 @LUFC Why the fuck would I lie

@Legend25Martin @LUFC Just not true is it

📰 Our FA Cup journey comes to an end.

@richschaller54 Said this earlier to my mates, different times, totally different club

When I think back to 1997 at Highbury reaching the FA Cup final and how elated we all were. The atmosphere, the players we connected with and the great fans we had back then. Not quite the same today but glad to reach the world’s greatest domestic cup final again 💙👏

@darren_m_sage @KieranMaguire Joke owners end of

@KieranMaguire When you see it written like that @Legend25Martin its mental...

Chelsea managers sacked by Toad Boehly and Co Thomas Tuchel: Dismissed for refusing to sign Cristiano Ronaldo. Now England manager at World Cup Graham Potter: Sacked after taking Chelsea to quarter finals of Champions League. Now Sweden manager at World Cup Frank Lampard: Interim manager, has just taken Coventry City to Premier League for first time since 2001. Maurichio Pochettino: Sacked after arguing with Chelsea’s 263 Directors of Football and a 6th place finish. Now USA manager at World Cup. Enzo Maresca: Sacked after winning Club World Cup, UEFA Conference League and top four finish. Currently enjoying his payoff and favourite to replace Pep if he leaves City this summer. Liam Rosenior; Sacked after four months. The common issue is that it’s Boehly (former Sporting Director of Soccerball at Chelsea) and Egbali making these decisions. Perhaps, just perhaps, turning Chelsea into a hedge fund experiment isn’t a good idea. Who wants to be the footballing equivalent of Married at First Sight?

@rulloa23 @charliepatrick0 He’s at the game you moron

@charliepatrick0 hey charlie patrick fuck you for being a sell out. fake fan.

Ugly full time scenes. Chelsea players and Liam Rosenior booed. There’s no coming from this. It’s all over.

@EuropeanBob7 Deservedly so

Liam talks a great game but how about you stop playing these cunts letting us down week in week out, starting with that Eminem wannabe looking mother fucker, Fofana, Neto etc play some kids who will fight for the badge. Guiu, Josh and Derry will all put a shift in.

@darren_m_sage Fuck off Darren that’s not helping my mood 😂😂

@Legend25Martin Just think half the jokers have another 5 years to run on their contracts as well mate... 🤣🤣

Zero effort, zero direction, zero heart how the fuck have we got to this point it’s heartbreaking I don’t even recognise our club anymore

@815Pauline Obviously 🙄🥹

@Legend25Martin Ummmm maybe … you going to? Xxx

Enzo can fuck off, stood there looking at the fans not clapping like he’s put a shift in utter cunt