LEGENDARY 9️⃣9️⃣9️⃣

Thank you 🙂‍↔️

This my face wey I see for mirror just now, hope say I fine pass like that for una eyes?

- I have 3 body count. Classic lie. If you ask any woman what’s her body count, they always say 3. Biggest cap. We used to say multiply it by 3. In 2026, we’re multiplying it by 10. She’s been with more than 3 guys. Don’t fall for this crap.

Same vibes 😭😂😂

Would you trade 3 inches off your 🍆 for $1 million?

You ain’t either

Homeboy just dropped a blunt in the lean, that's what they smoke. Me? Percs with the lean, goin' toe to toe

Omo connection pass consistency o

Naija girls go spend 3-5 days in another guy house Collecting epon steady 😋 Ignoring her main boyfriend calls and text When she comot for there She will gaslight her main boyfriend that she’s angry with him that’s why she intentionally ignored his text and call 😂 Guess what ? The guy go still beg ham 😭

Abeg nauuuu😭😂😂😂😂

Your papa Your papa 😂

Better whinings 😂😂😂

When I finally get that mouse in the kitchen and before passing away it says “Everything you ever cooked that the family didn’t like and threw away, I never complained.” 🙂‍↔️

“Cum inside babe, I know what to take” Werey wan follow me Dey answer my name 😂😂😂😂

Abeg nau 😭😭😂😂

"To fill 50 litres of a Corolla car during President Obasanjo’s regime cost ₦3,750. During Yar’Adua’s time, it became ₦3,250. During Goodluck Jonathan’s time, it was ₦4,350. During Buhari’s regime, it was ₦11,900. Now under the current President Tinubu’s regime, to fill 50 litres of a Corolla car is now ₦61,350, and you tell me this man is the hope Nigerians should have for a better future? How d√mb can some of you be?" -Man reacts

Am boring! Out Now! linktr.ee/Stonymeadow_

Juice WRLD debuted on Spotify in 2017, died in 2019… and is still top 20 all-time streamed rappers, that’s actually crazy.

🚨:Producer Hit-Boy talks about working with Juice WRLD. Imagine more than 3 producers saying you are GOATED. We lost a real talent mehn😪

Men celebrate things they tried soo hard to achieve. Birthday is not one of them.