Legit Sarcasm

@eBay_UK Thats useless as I need to raise the complaint as a seller and not a buyer. I have tried doing this but the form doesn't recognise its own item code

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@eBay_UK trying to post q complaint for an item number and it says it needs to be 12 digits. So I put in the 12 digit code and it won't work. Give me a refund! Or at least let me raise a ticket!

@eBay_UK An item was stolen in transit with evri. As I'm the seller I can't raise a complaint and had to refund the buyer . Evri is saying to raise it with ebay but I can't. Give me an email address to get this sorted.

@EvriDeliveryCom I sent a phone with you and you delivered an empty package. Who nicked it

@Evri_DeliveryFA I sent a phone from ebay with you and you only delivered an empty envelope. Who do I contact

@CourierEvri I sent a phone from ebay through evri and its been nicked. But en empty envelope has been delivered. Cheers

What do they do with the pulp from pulpless orange juice? Can't they use it to make double pulp? I'd buy it

@bbclaurak Do you mean you were caught sending the notes? Rather than accidently sent the notes. Did you discover the mistake and confess, or did someone else find out? 🤔

While prepping to interview Boris Johnson tomorrow,  by mistake I sent our briefing notes to him in a message meant for my team. That obviously means it’s not right for the interview to go ahead. It’s very frustrating, and there’s no point pretending it’s anything other than embarrassing and disappointing, as there are plenty of important questions to be asked. But red faces aside, honesty is the best policy. See you on Sunday.

#GeneralElection #generalelection24 Things can only get better

Lol who the fuck is voting Israel? #Eurovision

@SLC_Repayment How about you automatically cancel when the debt is less than zero? It isn't hard to fix this. What sort of reimbursement am I getting from you for taking too much money? You've taken nearly £300 from me in the run up to Christmas during a cost of living crisis

@Legitsarcasm as quickly as possible. Thanks Alanna 2/2

@SLC_Repayment Why is there no option on the system to request that you stop taking undue payments? Today I've spent a lot of time on your automated call system when I want to talk to someone or just have the option to stop payments. Your system shows you've taken too much

@SLC_Repayment How can I raise a formal complaint about your systems and overpayment? I cant cancel payment. I cant complain. I cant get in touch. I cant get a refund for 4 months. You are thieves Can I charge you interest on money you owe me?

@SLC_Repayment Give me a number of who to call to put a stop on this now. At this point it's theft. Can I start charging you 27.9% APR with a handling fee for each additional penny you steal from me?

@SLC_Repayment Hi. You've taken too much money from me. You already owed me £92.38 and taken another £189 this month. I know I can't claim it back until the next tax year so that you scam interest out of people. I've tried calling and I'm going in circles on your call centre

Cant believe I found the real culprit behind #sycamoregap #HadriansWall

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@HMRCcustomers Excellent thanks. I found out after getting a robot at the call centre. I think gov.uk needs a hint to say "fill in a SA1 to get a UTR'. It seems hidden to find out how to get one. Thanks for your response Suchona

@Legitsarcasm Hi. You can only get a UTR when you register for Self-Assessment either for self-employment or using the SA1 form. Suchona

@HMRCcustomers how do I get a UTR? I'm filling out an SA1 document but I don't have a UTR, and I don't know how to get one

@Lord_Sugar Lol you fucking thinking cunt

BORIS JOHNSON. At last it has been proved he is a liar. His big lie about Brexit with the red bus £300m per week was outrageous. When I ran public companies if I lied to my shareholders I would put in jail. The damage he has caused by this lie resulting in Brexit has created catastrophic situation. Small business suffering the effect of Brexit, migration of doctors ,nurses ,drivers