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I can’t keep food down. Like at all. I may need to go to the ER or something.

Apparently ramen wasn’t the best option to try to eat…. Body rejected it hard so now I have to figure out lighter foods to eat and digest until the pain goes away.

I’m having really bad stomach pangs right now… and it hurts to fucking move or breathe. I just want to crawl into a fetal position and cry.

Guess who hasn’t ate since Tuesday! And the only thing I ate Tuesday was spaghetti I made… it’s not good.

I think my man loves being little spoon when we cuddle. He’s a big softie I swear, I love it. He loves me running my fingers through his hair as well. I should give him his special blowies 😂😭

Is anyone else getting random ass sex store ads on here? Like how the fuck did I end up with that? I never looked up anything at all related??

Friendly reminder to always be kind to the artists that you commission from. Yes, you payed for art but they’re also human and deserve to be treated nicely 🤍

I literally want to just walk home and shower. Also I literally can’t go to sleep….

This is the most sleep I’ve gotten in over a week and I honestly feel like a damn zombie. I can’t go back to sleep apparently and I have the strong fucking urge to go shower. It’s 1:27am what the fuck is wrong with me.

@yourfrienddana Damnit Dana again 😂😂

@cozydalia Please… why does it look like he’s choking 😂😂

THIS IS STILL SO FUNNY

My ex is trying to turn me and my man against each other so he can hang out with him. Instead of making his own fucking friends, he wants to sabotage my relationship. Literally. I think my ex needs a fucking girlfriend because this is just sad.

@kayleens_coffee Take care of yourself Kayleen, and take all the time in the world you need.

I’ll be taking a mental health break for a while. Don’t know when I’ll be coming back but a lot has been happening in my personal life and I just don’t find the same type of joy I used to in content creation. I’m sorry if I disappoint anyone. I just need to step away

He’s like “PBR is so much better than a Hurricane.” Okay maybe to you but definitely not me lmao. The first time I actually drank a beer.. my ex told him I don’t drink beer… so out of spite I chugged it in less than 30 seconds. It was a coors light. Absolutely never again.

My man bought me a PBR once because I told him I wanted beer… fucking disgusting. Let’s me try his pineapple earthquake (mind you we both hate pineapple) it was pretty good. Told him I was stealing his Hurricane… slightly better than PBR, he called me a liar lmaoo.

Ghibli night scenes>>

This.

Ya know what I’m loving? Over a week of no sleep other than a 2-3 hour nap I didn’t even realize I had because I was too invested in rewatching Degrassi for the 20th time…. Sleep is for the weak.

@yourfrienddana Everytime I open this cursed app I get to look forward to whatever nonsense you post about next lmaoo 😂

This.