Leighoncé

@JordanCrammer @HoneycuttVance Who were you cheering for ?? lol @JordanCrammer

"If this is my last time here, I just hope that everybody loved to watch." They definitely did @HoneycuttVance, they definitely did.

Taylor Swift is just like us. #LFG

I guess I’ll never see a concert again.. can’t afford that shit anymore

Just watched a girl at the gym fall on a treadmill and shoot off the back, and I’m sorry, but it made my day.

My new work uses group message all the time, so I’m constantly panicking after I send an inappropriate text and making sure I didn’t send it to the group 😅

@_dthomas Don’t worry, that won’t be your job

@LeighRae22 Never know if your brother will forget the beer for another wedding

When a co-worker asks if they’re invited to your wedding:

Billy: been think about what to have for dinner. Me: oh yeah, I can make something Billy: nah, I want something good Me:

@kaaatex3 Well I’ve done it after 19, but I was drunk lol

I’m out here losing my debit card like I’m 19 again, trying to trace it back to the last place I used it and having to accept the fact I can’t remember a damn thing about when I used it last… only this is more concerning because I was not intoxicated when I lost it😂

Just so y’all know, there are 2 shows on Netflix that I was present at when they were filmed, so yes, I feel special and almost famous 😎

My co-worker, who’s in healthcare, didn’t know that people go to the eye doctor routinely for check ups. He thought he was just special for them “monitoring” his eye pressure once a year 😂

Am I the only one that when they hear a cop car outside their house they think “oh no they’re coming to get me cause I f*cked up my taxes somehow.” Is this being an adult?

@BuschBeer #MountainOfBusch #Sweepstakes

Spent over an hour on the phone with my mom and step dad on speaker phone >>>

This was literally me at the gym tonight

Our new employee told me I should do stand up comedy because I’m so funny… he gets a gold star.

My co-worker: wow, I don’t think I’ve ever seen you wear a ring before. Me: well I’ve never been engaged before 🤷🏼‍♀️

#wherewefan #andfootball

My neighbors are probably confused when I bring in hundreds of dollars worth of groceries into my house when I get delivery 2-4 times a week.