Melissa

made a playlist for my crush 💔 @Seinfeld2000

OPPENHEIMER (2023)

...speaking from experience, in which I did the opposite and majorly regretted it. (I didn't care for Barbie at all, the writing felt unfocused and sloppy and I wish I'd gone home with Oppenheimer in my brain instead) *Ducks for cover*

The correct order is Barbie then Oppenheimer, pass it on

@bee_chicory I'm obsessed with this whole thread, now that's dedication! (And I'm convinced he would turn up in track pants even to meet the King 😂)

Of COURSE Seb went to Wimbledon in pants with a drawstring waist.

Here's me in two weeks' time

Like the Bizarro Jerry group from Seinfeld, it seems nice at first but pretty soon you just want to go back to your weird, terrible, unedifying friend, aka the dying bird site

I've been on Threads less than two days and I think I hate it? No chronological or curated timeline so you just keep seeing old posts from some of the worst randos alive (yeah I know, takes one to know one)

@timecrisis2000 this tweet and the fact that I keep hearing 'bedsheets' everywhere lately... classic TC is haunting me and I love it

maybe they could do this on an island

The Pumpkins show tonight was insanely good btw. I got all emotional about it over on insta so I will spare you, but basically I love the Smashing Pumpkins and Jane's Addiction and Josh Klinghoffer, and seeing them all on the same night was like 😭😭😭

Thinking about @timecrisis2000 Smashing Pumpkins chat again when Billy name-checked Jerry Garcia at the SP show in Adelaide tonight and my worlds collided a lil bit

Late as usual to the newest @timecrisis2000, but I'm absolutely living for the Pumpkins chat, talk of on-stage rants (I saw one in 2010, it was amazing) and the fact that @dongstreth rides for Zwan. ✨ This show rules ✨

Also that trying to take away a podium from Fernando Alonso is completely futile 💅

If there's one thing we can take away from today, it's that no F1 race will ever end again

@vettelhistory UK broadcasters keep saying "kerfuffle" which is pretty much correct 🤷‍♀️

@vettelhistory So true. He would have fully prepared for the possibility that the car would dramatically improve, and decided to retire anyway. He is probably doing just fine, while we're all crying into our cereal 😆

For the record I am fully aboard the Alonso train, he is an absolute goat and I hope he crushes it this year. But trying not to get too hyped yet 🙈

Thinking about last year's horrible Aus GP where my heart sank every session as Seb (&Lance) struggled with the car, & all the nights I stayed up way too late watching them scrape for a single point. Now things are finally looking up but Seb's gone, it just feels weird.

Feeling weirdly emotional about this. Happy for Alonso who seems to have finally caught a break, and the team, but so sad Seb isn't there to reap the benefits of two years of hard work 😔